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"you weren't a mistake, but just...well...not planned."
you can't plan immaculate conception!"
'God-Rape', as it should be known
god rape to be?
but I was!!! My mum had me at 41. Crazy. But my parents love me and I love them. They are just brutally honest.
I got your mother pregnant... to trap her into marriage because I was scared of going bald mwahahaha. Innit.
* gets out yellow pages for 'therapists' number
You would not understand, without my hair I'm nothing, like a modern day Samson.
then id laugh, and then rape her corpse
I don't have a myspace sorry.
I'm busy researching the next craze to hit you kids. Then I'm going to get on board at an early stage and tell as many people as possible about it whilst simultaneously asking them why they don't have one or why they haven't even heard of this new craze. Then when it becomes the big thing I'm going to remind everyone who was at the front of the queue. Ha.
the next big thing is CowPatHats. Keep your head warm with a CowPatHat, free from your local farm.
But if I find out you've been making a mug of me...
check out mugs made out of sugar, they're the next big thing too. Along with chocolate teapots.
theres an asterick at the end of my name though
were carefully planned, well thought out affairs that everyone concerned came out satisfied about. Similar to my parents' subsequent divorce, really.
i walked in on an argument that my mum was having with my sister about maternity. And then had to be sat down and talked to about it in case i was plunged into a depression about it.
The more pressing matter, though, is WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE CAKE?!!>>!>??!?
Fizzy drinks too.
all the different varieties of cake, you cant just dismiss them all
that's just blinkered. That's the culinary equivalent of saying "this is just noise, where's the tune?"
is liek, the king of all cakes. i dont understand how you can dislike chocolate though, i thought everyone liked chocolate
it wouldn't really matter so much.
it's not like they love you less just cos your arrival was unexpected.
but i thought the lack of reply meant thommo was crying or something :(
told you you were adopted
told you they both had AIDS.
if you were adopted
if they told you you were adopted and your biological parents both had aids?
because somewhere on the planet, this is truth....
shes like a sick and twisted alter-ego
Wrecking my perfectly innocent joke!