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Oh - it's for the mouse...
*like, that is gonna help
which is WHY the bloody mouse is in the house...
I don't like rodents even tho this one was kinda cute...
It has come in through the old coal gulley/drain in the basement kitchen... grrr... They live in families, don't they? Where there is one, there is more???
Guess what that's an anagram of.
...then cheese doesn't work too well. Chocolate or bran are much more effective.
...of an over-sized trap with an English breakfast in it that you use to ensnare men.
Does it work?
Usually my friends tho who want free food and some Rosalita hospital-i-tita
...leave a menu lying around it the kitchen, take the mouse's order and leave whatever it prefers in the trap.
he will get his big nose and long floppy ears caught in the trap... poor thing.. what to do?? what to do???
but generally cute so he gets away with it.
http://www.thegrandpaw.com/images/Dog Birthday Corbis ValuPak 11554691.jpg
I was sent the other day a whole heap of wierd pics like that by my friend.. as much as I hate it, I love it. that is a cool one. have you seen www.beedogs.com as yet??
Some of them genuinely look like bees.
In terms of catching rats. And proobably in terms of eating aswell.
Good point yes_ , and well made.
they will complain otherwise
there is no need to peel a grape.. they are lovely luscious little balls of sweetness, health and energy.. No peeling is required.
I'm giving up now.
mouses are nice !
but for now, he's in...
What should I call him?
it's a him ?
that it was male.
Never dreamed of killing mickey mouse ?
I have a pet rodent but her name is Rodalita and she is plastic fantastic.
aah, they're so cute
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.
When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame
There's a rat in me kitchen ........ Etc
When you out on the street,
You practice lies and deceipt
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up
I'm gonna check-out inside your brain
There's a rat in me kitchen ....... Etc
when yo deh pon the scene,
You make everyone scream
Because they know your so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust
You invade my space
Make me feel disgraced
And you just don't give a damn
If I had my way
If I had my say
I'd like to see you hang
There's a rat in me kitchen ..... Etc
Repeat chorus and fade