An unpaid position that involves -
Popping down the shop.
Pretending to be me at unwanted appointments.
Reaaaaally looking forward to the remaining 8 world cup matches.
Selling yo' ass on Dalston Lane to raise money.
Phone pad doodling.
Above average looking (panel debate will occur on this topic at interview resulting in a score out of 10)
pref. fully qualified music lawyer with own large vehicle.