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*ceeeee-le-brate good times COME ON!
who wants to touch me!
whilst playing Bomber by motorhead really loud in the background. Maybe
My boss is on leave. Im doing nothing.
it will motivate you to climb the career ladder
just wait until the sound of his footsteps dim and then begin to cry uncontrollably into your hands for at least an hour until your hands are like they are after being in the bath too long. Then piss on his desk scream 'Bollocks' like your at a festival out of your head on goodness knows what.
he's also the biggest cunt i have ever known. everybody in the office also thinks this
and get a dead prawn, put into a matchbox, and tape to the top of under his desk - right at the back... the stench will stay for days when he gets back and he won' tbe able to find it.
Works. Trust me.
you could defecate in his draws, right?
but those are in fact two unrelated 'pranks'. i thought the prawn would go in the little hole where the mouse ball should be.
i may be a pervert.