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fucking south london
i've had it with that place. its so BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady meths has just decided her birthday celebrations will be at her local pub in tulse hill, which closes at 12!
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT THEY DONT EVEN HAVE MUSIC I WISH PEOPLE IN SOUTH LONDON WOULD START HAVING FUN AND STOP READING BOOKS AND SITTING IN PARKS AND HAVING FUCKING DINNER PARTIES!!!!!
she's a lovely girl tho.
It's rubbish.
East is where it's at. And North and a bit of West. Just not South.
A bit of West?
Wish I knew where! I always end up going out in North and East London then wondering how the hell I'm gonna get home.
dont get on the nightbusses
whatever you do
I've never had any problems on them yet.
As we're all very aware at the moment, there's very dangerous people out there but I don't think you can live your life in fear of what could happen.
Horrific though these things are, they're also relatively rare (hence why they're newsworthy when they do happen). And there are risks in any mode of transport (or indeed anything you do).
indeed.
What happens
on the nightbuses.
Here they...um...just take you home.
mostly
nothing happens on the nightbuses. sometimes there are total cunts who like to bash innocent people, but generally they're peaceful, if erratic, places to be.
the bus i got last night was great. a drunk girl who had covered approximately 3% of her body with clothing was made to sit next to me by her motherly friend. she fell asleep on my shoulder, woke up, fell asleep again, fell off her seat onto the floor with a really hard thump, was picked up... i got up and let her friend sit down in my seat to, like, hold her in place, while i moved further down the bus..and then the girl started puking.
that's what's known as fortuitous timing.
I have this terrible habit of falling asleep on nightbuses
I think it's 'cos I usually go home from East London to West London which is a long way when you're drunk, late at night.
I always seem to wake up half an hour past my stop. Except once when I woke up an hour past my stop way out in Yeading. I never even knew where Yeading was before.
Even with all that's happened in the past week, I feel far safer on a nightbus than I do when I'm out on the street.
!!
south london > your mum.
no way!
south london < everything
and
my mum > everything.
aaahh how sweet
*be's sick
I've always wondered how to write
bees so it was obvious what you meant...
oh no
you di'unt.
south london is fucking nice. we have greenwich, clapham common, the windmill, nicer houses, and i suspect things generally tend to be cheaper south of t'river. i could be wrong but i'm probably right. plus, we're closer to the equator so the climate is better.
^^^^
I heartily endorse the above post.
nicer housing?
hmmm, i'd say that - like north london - depends entirely on which part you're living in.
i prefer the houses in north london
the houses in dulwich = fucking lush
the good houses in brixton = fucking lush
the houses in wimbledon = fucking lush
the good houses in peckham = fucking lush
the houses in the nice bits of wandsworth = fucking lush
the houses round the corner from me = fucking lush. and when i make my millions, i'm moving there.
my house = ..........alright. *shrug*
i like the houses near abbey road actually
they are fucking nice
yep, and in north london
you have lots of lovely housing around archway, islington, camden (yes, really), belsize, tufnell park, highgate etc etc.
yeah but
south london smells better.
Stop cussing my hood, yo
There is nothing wrong with South London. Granted, it's not as exciting as north of the river and there are fewer murders per square metre, but it's nice. We have pubs and venues, contrary to popular opinion.
its not the place itself
its the way of life. far too laid back and easy
yeah, you're right
life should be a bleak struggle to survive, every comforting event marred by pain, violence, stress, panic and the suspicion that life is in fact laughing at us and waiting for us to fail.
i'm moving to north london.
Pah!
Seriously Methers - the North is the best
I might have to go to Clapham to see some friends and watch the football and I've decided to take off my fingernails and dip my fingers in vinegar to balance the pain and suffering going to this horrible pit always give me
Tsk, it's Clapham
so obviously it will be the raspberry balsamic that Daddy bought the last time he came to visit.
I lived in west London for about 6 years
and recently moved East. I fucking love East (spent all my time here anyhow)... and really love North London. I have two friends who live in South London and, well, it's just so far away from everything... that northwest to north to east London bracket is more accessible by buses, taxis and even overground...
Kidnap Lady Meths and force her to live on the naaaaaaaaarf side... :)
it'll never happen
You have said this before - what's the deal?? She got land ownership rights
or sumthan down south???
its the classic
north south divide
War and Peace
Gone with the Wind
The classic civil war divide....
If you live in Kennington
where I do, it's ten minutes on the tube to central London and twenty on the bus. Maybe 25 mins on the tube to Camden.
in holloway
its 10 minutes to everywhere!
It's not 10 minutes to Peru
I think I won that particular argument.
i live in kennington as well
it is alrite. its a bit ruff, but ive never been mugged and the 24 hour shops and bagel places are cool, plus u can get a bus from elephant and castle 2 anywhere in london. but there is no night life wot so ever
E1/E2 = east
seriously people, get a grip
some people just can't let go of south london, i don't know why. i think they think it makes them special in some way. but it's not. it's on the large part, fucking shit. tulse hill/dulwich/blackheath - - barely even london. they're not even on the fucking tube! they're all just some fake london suburbia for families and yuppies. ok? OK? jesus christ.
coming from
someone who'll defend west london to the death... :D
or palmers green broadway
?
hey, i've done my time down south.
THREE YEARS TO BE EXACT.
and, i'll defend the bush to the death, despite it's lack of a decent record shop.
Hackney isn't on the tube either, that don't mean sheee-it.
no
there are a while other set of reason for that!
we have to defend it
because it gets unfairly slated so much. thing is, of the people that slate it, a lot of them really haven't spent much time there. brixton f'rinstance; it gets such a bad rap, but it's a fun place, loads of places to eat/drink/see bands/go dancing/sit on the grass in the sun and be lazy/shop/etc, and it's certainly not the kind of no-go ghetto that it stupidly STILL gets billed as by people who are scared of anything south of the wavy blue line on the tube map.
and south london isn't just tulse hill/dulwich/blackheath etc - there are things south of the river that are in zone 1/2... bermondsey, wandsworth, deptford, camberwell, kennington, brixton... none of these places are much more than half an hr from camden/islington/kilburn.
south-london-slagging annoys me, because it's so often just WRONG.
no, everywhere is the bar up the road
it takes 10 mins to get there.
i think i won that particular argument
**hands you both sausage rolls for lunch
and a bottle of Becks.
Touche
i'm not touching anything
you've been photo-ing
True story
This morning my flatmate asked me how you view pictures on my new camera. When I showed him I discovered three photos of him wearing nothing but a towel and doing Mr Universe poses.
South London sucks
Unless you just want somewhere nice to walk the dog and quiet neighbours.
arhhh.
i need to decide soon whether to move to Clapham North into friends' flat or stay put where I am, which is literally 1 min. walk from Marylebone stn. Would it be a pain to get nightbuses back to Clapham though, and one have to rely on bloody Northern Line whereas I'm minutes' walk from 4 tube lines. So shall I move?
clapham sucks
This is true
i
third that.
stay in marylebone!
seriously, why would you leave zone 1?!?
I do live with
5 other people now though, so moving to a 3-person flat would improve my standards of living slightly. It's just the location though...i do feel very safe walking home drunk at night now but not sure about in Clapham Nth.
" Would it be a pain to get nightbuses back to Clapham though, and one have to rely on bloody Northern Line whereas I'm minutes' walk from 4 tube lines. "
I despair.
so
is that a vote for NO I shouldn't move then..
stay put. :)
i spent my life until i was 19
Living in Sutton, which to be honest is a bit of cultural void. Full of middle class kids who want to be chavs and petty criminals, but in fact are just middle class kids. Makes it a little more dangerous as 99% of people who try and mug you, you can laugh at and say you'll tell their parents - but it will be just your luck the one time you get approached and do this it will be the psycho maniac kid who actually wants to stab you and isnt just being a little dickhead.
I moved to Brighton. That's the nicest part of south London. We get a beach, and a music scene.
oi oi
my girlfriend used to live in sutton. it is a bit of a hellhole, but at least its not croydon.
at least there is something to do in croydon
and it has Beanos - the best record shop in the world.
I'm happy in Brighton though - I've had enough of London.
why do people hate south london?
it's great... it's just different to north london.
Greenwich is possibly my favourite place in london.
but Greenwich is just vast
derelict land. and a big cinema. No?
erm... no?
that sounds more like WOOLwich... which is rubbish.
no!!
it has an enormous old ship, and an astronomy observatory, and a gorgeous hilly park, and an antique market, and the most beautiful shops selling things like old maps and ships in bottles, and a wonderful patisserie, and a great view of the river, and a university, and lots of very very beautiful old buildings. central greenwich is one of the most beautiful places in london.
Gen = right.
AND It also has an ace, scary long tunnel that goes under the thames.
and great pubs.
and most important of all, probably the best chip shops in london. WORD.
I love Greenwich.
In fact, I think I'm going to go there tonight.
hurrah.
truth.
the actual best chip shop in london used to reside around the corner from my very house.
alas, it is now a law firm. fucking lawyers.
the greenwich tunnel is fantastic. until they put the DLR station next to the cutty sark, it used to be the only way you could get from the DLR at island gardens to greenwich, and it felt like An Event using it.
i was small, mind.
still.
best chip shop
is in blackheath I believe, opposite the train station, mmm, that's my tea sorted!
lewisham is slowly getting there for music, three nights a week at the foxnfirkin and dirty south has had some top names dj'ing recently, hooky, terry hall, andy rourke, mani, so I'm keeping positive :)
agree^^
blackheath all the way for chips..
2bob and alt-dj in lewisham are ok.....
dirty south has good sunday afternoon things once in a while, i believe ludes are playing next.. and the montague arms in new x is possibly the best pub anywhere ever..
really?
not got there yet, who is the promoter there?
I am moving to Greenwich in
a few days :)
erm..
the only one i can think of off the top of me head is the wolfgang bopp...
theyve put on caribou there, hot club de paris, the naked babes... and more...
www.wolfgangbopp.co.uk
7th july be there or be square:
redcarsgofaster and fury of the heaadteacher
...
hurrah!
thank you v. much :)