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Did it piss you off that you couldn't hear what he was saying?
I never trusted that yellow bastard.
was a nightmare!!!
Did the Sooty show drum into children the structure of a patriarchal society?
she did I think!
They were trying to force us to believe that women should always be in the kitchen!
It's not his fault.
on the first series but after three or four? Come on. The bear was in cahoots with Matthew. I didn't like it.
I watched that show.
Are you missing the football?
Roll on Saturday!!!
makes up for it. And the shitness of England's cricket team just tops it all off.
You gotta have a break from football. Even if it is only a day or two......
and Sweep would just rub his face in it by squeaking away all day as loud as he could.
Sweep = cunt.
It was Matthew. How do we know he translated properly?
For all we know Sooty may have been telling Matthew the meaning of life and outlining a vision for a utopian society only for Matthew to translate it into something far more banal.
'please Matthew, this really hurts'.
And Matthew wouldn't tell anyone. Matthew was evil.
I can't imagine he led a very comfortable or fulfilled life.
(PS the fact I'm talking about him in the past tense isn't meant to mean he's dead or anything!)
Who would know?
It would be the respectful thing to do.
I'm willing to bet that that's the first time you've ever typed that sentence.
can he speak Japanese?
but i heard Sooty was ordered to stay quiet because he had such a foul mouth on him. "Yes Matthew you cocksuck, i think you should answer the doorbell you cocking arsemunch" probably wouldn't have gone down too well on kids' tv.