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do I do for the next two days now there isn't any football and I don't have to work.
Please suggest things below.
about the football not about Tom having to become a full time onanist. Not saying that your a part time onanist that is
have you spelt it right?!
one handed of course (cue canned laughter)
Noun 1. onanist - a person who practices masturbation
human, individual, mortal, person, somebody, someone, soul - a human being; "there was too much for one person to do"
frotteur - someone who masturbates by rubbing against another person (as in a crowd)
jerk-off, tosser, wanker - terms of abuse for a masturbator
is it a sport now?
there must be a judge, who wants to be my judge?
Who's an expert above all other experts? Maybe Traynor coz he's the oldest and therefore might have done it the most?!
lol, football >>>>>tennis.
I'd rather go out and accoust elderly people then watch tennis.
Play Resident Evil 4.
You'll forget all about stupid football and probably lose a few days of your life, and potentially your job, if you have one.
But it'd be worth it.
I don't have any money, that could limit some of your suggestions.
I still don't feel too good...
even i may be a member by then!
of being a member of the fall by September? Not really
for the first time ever, it scared me.
I'm going to be the new bassist with my granny.
It was quite nightmarish.
he was in the shop in the village where i grew up, trying to persuade me that he was born on an island that didn't exist. i didn't fall for it though.
You know that I dream about you all the time.
that could do basically anything. But then Agent Smith came after us, and we tried to escape on the tube but he was all over us. I think you might have died. I was pretty torn up about it.
Um, abandon sleep?