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make girls stop flirting with me at work. please.
no, really, i do feel your pain. must be terrible.
because my office is devoid of any girls who I would like to flirt with me!
I can't be fucked with people who moan about too many people wanting them. Perhaps they'd like to me for a month or so, and see what it's like to have everyone except one crazy wackjob ignore you, hmm?
I'd be happy to have
That way she won't be expecting it.
Otherwise, she'll be all 'Oh, it's twenty past, he's jangling his balls again'.
Yeah, that works for me. It gets to the point where you don't even realise that you're doing it.
Though that can get embarrasing in church
just don't tell her....
really, you may as well have just started a ho fo-style "i'm SO sexy" thread, no?
this thread makes me look bad.
i would say 98% of girls i've been with would fall into the really ugly catagory actually - not that that matters
(I hope it's at least 50 or your girlfriend could get a little pissed off...)
not that difficult
it's a perk of being butt-ugly.
it's a perk, right?
but i'm not sure.
Only me and Rappers are allowed to covet CC these days.
what she said
god start frequenting DiS?
sorry, logic took over for a second then...
If you want the to stop you should just give you penis an outlandish nickname and make reference to it wherever possible. May I suggest: Captain Ahab, El Presidente or Thlurgon: Destroyer of Worlds. If the flirting continues after 10 minutes of that you are clearly the most alluring man in the world and should offer classes for us lesser mortals.
'Ooh, Thlurgon's awake'
THere are only 8 and there are 43 girls!
All the girls are aged between 21-28!
only 2 of the guys are single!
would be the worst thing. 43 wittering women? No thanks.
The look however, might be slightly better.
if there's less than 10 stunners in that office, I'd be worried.
so why would you feel sorry for the men? Especially the two that are single.
I think the boys all love it though!
Although a couple of the girls do wear really low cut tops and its great watching the guys try to avoid looking at their boobs!
Oh the joys of seeing a boy squirm!
you've got me there. poor dudes....
well... 49/50 = 98%
So less than 50 and she's at least partly into the 'really ugly' category.
meths no good at maths
she id obviously the prettiest girl in the world
works AND you get some cool scars.