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Let's get some fucking culture around here.
You do better then.
Who liked to make love to his mam
One day she said 'No
I'm only giving you a blow'
So he told her she looked like Jaap Stam
Be gentle with me. My influences are James Blunt and David Gray. I only write poetry for myself, and if anyone else likes it it's a bonus.
There was a young man called Sam
Who was addicted to Spam
He ate it all day
Whilst rolling in hay
and now he's in Amsterdam.
You wait your whole life for someone to write a poem about you and then two utterly rubbish ones come along at once.
There was a young man called Tom
Who thought his poems were da bomb
But they were shit.
Tom_from_Sparks is not going to be happy.
Once, I thought I'd seen him smile.
But it was only because he was upside down.
It's too depressing.
you see my wonderful beauty and feel depressed as you'll never look as good as me.
that an upside down face is all the rage in Taiwan.
If you're in England?
I may look a fool now, but in 6 months time you'll be worshiping at my feet.
You might crush me.
You were upside down.
Have an MP3 of him reading it out.
Like a bird into the sky, never to be seen again.
A bird carryng a message, headed into the unknown?
to be discovered by future generations?
Good idea, John.