Russel Brand - an unfunny cross between kenneth williams and jack sparrow. this guy is basically always in the papers for talking like someone out of a carry on film...and having a penchant for shagging.
pete doherty - he takes drugs... so what
kate moss - she shags losers...so what
wayne rooney - pasty faced, chubby lad thats good at football
jade goodey - i just dont get it i really dont
chantelle - see jade goodey comment
If i can get through the day without opening a paper, switching on the tv, looking at teletext or the internet.....without seeing some needless story that has no point to it....about any of the people above. i will be happy.