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dont you just love made up words
doofer - any object
jooje - stir (pronounce it sort of french like)
to invent new words
vistnost - the trousers you wear whilst doing it.
the schlong and bollocks
As in "how's your bird?"
any knob/effect/switch on musical equipment
v. to have a cry and a wank simultaneously
(for evidence, watch "Jarhead"*)
*quite a poo film, however
it can replace any verb/noun/adjective.
haha. Pretty nasty.
or can mean, 'I'm feeling bish bish'...
Fustie is a great one too - fustie is opposite to bish... and like, kinda 'nastie' or fastidious.
"bish" means "to run really fast":
"bish it!" (run away)
"i was bishing down the wing when i was fouled"
Is my favourite. A euphemism, basically.
Although as vowel spoonerisms, "Fecking hull!" and "Fucking Kent!" are also deserving of attention.
*raises head ever so slightly at commander cool ;-)
" He proper bezzed it like! "