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slightly wrong, photo #4:
Thinks - "Hmmm, snappy tagline to go with this photo. Hmmm.... Got it!!!"
"...Simon Morris took this picture of an England fan eating an ice lolly while wearing a Peter Crouch mask..."
Imagination at work
backed away in terror as this cardboard zombie Peter Crouch- apparently the result of a bizarre nuclear waste truck/England merchandising vehicle pileup on the M1- devoured the ice lolly and then moved onto the unfortunate photo snapper's flesh."
to work out that it is a dog in the fountain
she's probably about 17 or 18, i reckon.
probably exactly like theo walcott's girlfriend.
she most likely had her first kiss at 13 and waited until she was 15 with a serious boyfriend to have sex.
she drinks heavily at parties, but seldom otherwise and hates smokers.
but i am NOT her stalker.