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I just got in trouble for wanking at my desk.
at DiS Towers
if not, i don't see why there should be a problem.
you just implanted in my head.
neither am i
get me a patty coated in paracetaLOL.
that its tip ex and ask Diver if he needs some.
it was fantastic.
or maybe in court when being cross examined?
or the first time you're in your girlfriend's car, maybe?
that bloody sword, I would not be getting my chopper out.
Does she still do that sword business for the Knighthoods? Or am I drunk.
you suddenly realise the person conducting the interview is interfering with himself as you discuss your 'weak points'
When you go and pick yours up, can you get one for me as well please? Cheers
I have a verygoodfriend who reports on the royals and she has a massive chopper - she also said Fred Dibnah was 'lovely' and Alan Titchmarsh unsurpisingly was an utter cock