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Hours... counting... down...
I really am.
I am seriously buzzing today.
It might be this tea, though.
Luckily, I think everyone in my office (there's me and four women) realises and doesn't expect me to get much done today. Plus, they're probably not bothered about watching the games so the bandwidth is all mine! All mine I tell you!
Well, maybe at 5.
I don't suppose anyone cares for the ILL DIVO opening ceremony.
I didn't know Il Divo were doing it. Ace. I was hoping for Die Toten Hosen.
He should be, he was partly responsible for uniting East and West Germany through the power of rock music don't you know
You're a menace to society sunshine.
I haven't washed since then either.
with tits. I'd love to play hide and sikh with your willy.
Dear God, I hate myself.
at the moment too. My best mate said I can't shave it until England get knocked out. I probably will though.
Is this the not so well received follow up to the Pointer Sister's 1984 hit?
FOOTIE FOOTIE FOOTIE ENGLAND! (and the other teams with Liverpool players in them)
my wallchart came free with the observer - does that make me Dido's stepbrother
my sticker album came from the Daily Star however
I was sucked in by its 30 page world cup guide. Then the next day the Guardian had a 100 page would cup guide, and i felt cheated by the Times.
but this time say it louder and with more emphasis on the punchline
'all of my senses were down'.
"Im about to lose control and I think I like it"
is that a better response prole?
You're in it now. You've given him the attention he thinks he deserves. It's like holding a crying child. Don't do it! He'll want it all the time!
its not that funny - I can handle the disappointing reviews on my comedy debut
and ignore this post
I just do what bamos tells me to do
he's a big lad mind so you watch y'self y'hear?