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i forgot to put on deodorant today.
it's going to be messy come 8 o'clock :(
and rub liquid soap onto your armpits. I've had to do that before.
rival schools t-shirt.
it's pretty light though...
and use the testers?
he was just getting to that one.
i put it down to getting twice as much sleep as i have on any night in the past week or so.
perhaps i should eat some brains?
For some reason, I'm suddenly reminded of my former housemate.
He went to the toilets, was washing his hands and someone he knew came in.
He proceeded to chat to them for ages, with his friend just looking really uncomfortable and giving monosyllabic replies, before he finally blurted out:
'Your cocks hanging out'.
don't do that.
what a disaster. Go to the shop. buy some deodorant. Good use of the word "messy", though.
I do genuinely feel for you!
Don't you think?
Do what I do. Get a miniature nivea pocket deodorant and leave it in the bottom of your bag for such emergencies.
You forgot to put deoderant on this morning? Isn't that up there with forgetting to put your trousers on?