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Leave the poor guy alone. He's obviously just lost his mobile phone down his shorts.
What an absolute cunt. That could easily be me playing left back for Arsenal, given different circumstances. grrr.......
my rightful place as Captain.
every four years i have to relive the trauma that in 1990, aged 7, i could have put away the penalty waddle missed. if only he hadn't taken my place in the team! why!?
Beckham: 'Asley, did you leave your balls on the training pitch?'
Ashley Cole: 'Hang on a minute, I'll just check.'