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Swimming is so rubbish.
Does anyone like it?
Does anyone like him?
1) you have to show your naked torso.
2) you have to show your naked torso.
3) someone's usually weed in the water.
4) you have to show your naked torso.
I usually 'do' 20 lengths every couple of days but not in a speedo/nose plugs show off way. It can be quite dull sometimes, like putting all your Beck albums in order of smugness or something
whilst all city filth strutround talking about projects with their tiny manhoods bouncing up and down - pricks, literally
put your trunks on under your trousers before leaving the house, so you can get changed a bit quicker?
Although I admit I do the toga thing with the towel and hum the Mission Impossible theme tune while doing it.
What the Heck are you talking about Sparky?
I think when we hit 30 you suddenly just don't care and let it all out in the open.
the only sport I can do. You actually feel energised and ace after it, rather than like death. And if you're feeling down it cheers you up.
Plus, after doing it regularly for the last year, I'm ill less often and I have thinner thighs. Hurrah!
hence liking running when everyone else thinks it's boring and tiring
I'm REALLY rubbish at it. I keep my head out of the water and I'm all slow and unbalanced and stuff. I can keep going though, so that's good enough for me.
then again so is crown green bowling!
i've done it semi-regularly for the last couple of months and there hasn't been a massive change in my body shape. i've lost a bit of weight and toned up a little i guess..
i'm still always ill though.
three times a week. Since I moved to London - once a week at the moment.
from crown green bowling were you?
i'm a hardcore croquet player.
when i lifted it up
i'm taking my friend rowing when we go to stratford though
probably from swallowing small children's urine from the pool. stop swimming, stop being ill. simple.
It could be due to the fact that I'm not that great at it.
And you can't swim with glasses on so I walk into things/people/the pool.
i ahte being blind
you could have a belle & Sebastian lane, a Nu Metal lane and then an indie highbrow lane. for something to do obv.
a home for indie swimming! Oh, except we'd have to see each other semi naked, I suppose...
with all the indie kids seemingly having sight problems and hence wearing glasses we would just walk into each other!
too much screen and book time?
you just need to adopt my old-lady posture.
I can't help it if I have to feel where I'm going!
Do you think blind people can take their seeing eye dogs in the swim lane?
and if you think I look shit dressed, then.....
As its indie swimming maybe you couldbe allowed to swim fuilly clothed
You could also have 'theme' lanes - like a 'Truck' lane and a PROLEFACT lane or something
Fugazi jacuzzi would be fun.
Anyway, prescription goggles would be pretty far down a list of things I'd like to buy but don't have any money to buy them.