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just saw the trailer for the remake....looks awful...
he escapes getting burned alive.
is shocking news!
Also,this will probably be awful..
JOHNNY BRAVO THE MOVIE STARRING THE ROCK! :D
clicked on to the trailer for 'world trade center'....and discovered nicholas cage was in that too
but you know, it might be true.
he could escape and the sequel could be called Wicker man 2:Howie's Revenge or something.
howie bursts out of the wicker man, and does a flip landing behind christopher lee.
snaps his neck and we see howies face, nicholas cage in pure 'The Rock' pose.
From under the wicker man, he pulls out a machine gun and starts mowing them pagans downs.
Ingrid Pitt's character then dives at cage, begging him for mercy. to which he replies
"i give no mercy........to whores"
and blows her head off.
he then escapes by swimming all the way back to scotland.
plausibility for a nicholas cage = 10.
Wicker Man II: Wicker Men
Wicker Man II: Wicker Man and a Little Lady
Wicker Man II: This Time It's Wicker
Wicker Man II: Wicker Man's Bogus Journey
Wicker Man II: Too Fast, Too Wicker
and the burning of the wicker man.
honey i blew up the wicker man
the wicker man, whilst burning runs across america to find himself.
should have filmed..
The Lord Of The Wickers-The fellowship Of The Wicker
The Lord Of The Wickers-The Two Wickers
The Lord Of The Wickers-The Return Of The Wicker.
This Thread is really getting on my Wick...er.
in Wicker Wicker Wild Wild West 2.
The lion, the wicker and the wardrobe
but every single reply that says 'wicker' is made 20 times better by replacing it with 'wigga'
am watching the lion, the witch and the wigga man in my head now.
white witch, i put a cap in yr ass.
no STEREOTYPING THERE!!
Grace is in the shit for calling one of the girls a Wigga.
Dude, Where's My Wicker Man?