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i hope he wouldn't be as annoying as these two musicians.
sorry i'm tired.
i bet he'd hate his church.
Don't you think?
lostprophets...although putting fearne whatsherface with the singer was a stroke of genius on his part
fearne cotton's favourite chatline: "hi, i'm a singer in a really bad band"
shes seeing someone else now.
cant remember who.
I'd be all like "Hey, stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in my bedroom with some guy I don't even know"
you think you ever wants to a fucking cross again? It'd be like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant...maybe that's why he hasn't come down since, "Uhuh Dad, I ain't going back. They totally missed the point."
that's what this thread made me think too.
I came here expecting a quote-a-thon.
i was just trying, unsuccesfully, to articulate how annoying these two magicians on TV are.
there goes the thread.
"That's not an adult feature! That's some guy's hairy bobbing ass! It's for psychotics! It's not an adult feature unless at the end...someone's gooey!"
"You travel a lot? You stay in hotels yeah? Can you tell me something- does "Do not disturb" mean "knock immediately in Spanish?"
"We give them the old weapons, we use the new ones on them...fucking Iraq found that out, huh?"
"I was walking through central park and I saw this old person smoking. Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking. This guy was ancien, bent over a roller, puffing away, I'm just like: 'dude, you're my hero! A guy your age smoking man!' and the guy goes: 'what? I'm 28!"
The man was brilliant.
strip-searched, his wine that he had created from water would be confiscated because he hadn't paid the tax, the loaves and fishes would be checked by health and safety before he could distribute them, and the contentious literature advocating the rise of the meek would be considered to be in contravention of new terrorist laws.
it's all worth it.
come on Traynor. We're at WAR. Snuggle in.
Jesus with an I.D. card.
cause then he'd never fucking die.
I think Jesus would be pissed of at a lot of what the churches are doing and he was the guy who embraced everyone - but he also told people to sort their lives out and turn away from their wrongdoing.
And so he should be. If he has nothing to offer this country but 'teachings', he'll only take up space.