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Cake is inherently evil, and should be stamped out at the source.
Tough on cake, tough on the causes of cake.
And then also bakers, cooks and Grandmas.
Milk is ACE!
It's alright to bring one from a shop, that's full of chemicals, and additives, and crap.
It's politcal correctness GONE MAD I tell you!
another article for my "Cake" scrap book.
which is rather insulting to OAPs really. Implying that they are all unhygienic. Which is totally wrong and fUcKeD uP.
They all smell of wee and don't wash. OLDPERSONFACT.
and she is 90. Smart as you and me (poor lady) and immaculately elegant, still living on her own.. House amazingly clean and tidy... Amazing cook.. Not everyone goes to the dogs when they get old...
because old people have weaker immune systems and are generally more likely to DIE and if it's consumed on their site they'd likely be held responsible.
I wanna be there when the cakes start flowing.
So, an old person wasn't allowed cake? Wow. I wasn't allowed a biscuit for my supper sometimes when I was little. No fucker wrote about that though, DID THEY?
From my standpoint, that sounds rather Dickensian, Bamos.
No-one else had biscuits for supper then? Just me? Hmmm...
with your 'biscuits'?
and did you have to sing for your supper?
I'll stop now.
I have gravy with everything. Weetabix and gravy for breakfast, cheese sandwich and gravy for dinner, tuna salad with gravy followed by treacle splonge with gravy for tea.
Gravy makes the world go round. Not gravity. Or the sun, or whatever it is.
yesh I do.
It's festivus for the rest of us.
Frank Costanza would've been much angrier.
Do we really want these old ladies to get Czech Neck?
Make a cake, and then make your own wrapper for it. Write yourself up a receipt, preferably in crayon, and hey presto! Who would be any the wiser? Just tell them you got it from Lidl