Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
^ is bored
> is currently listening to Tilly and the Wall
v is probably touching themselves inappropriately
trying to find hotels in Macclesfield!
I'm listening to Fear Factory
ANd I'm not touching myself!
>has a scandalously tighht t-shirt on
v says "cowabunga" in everyday conversation, without irony
^ needs to realise that Turtle-speak is making a comback in 2006
> is totally bodacious
v once got a dog to lick food off their private parts
^cries at Neighbours
>has an ACE iLiKETRAiNS t-shirt on
v owes me a pint of cider
>is listening to Gisli and looking for graduate schemes online
v STOP THAT NOW, you'll hurt the poor lady.
>is buming thread nicely
v will watch this video NOW http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648
>is crying because of video
v went to work with yesterday's underwear on
>The hotel they want me to stay in is way too expensive!
v is bored today!
> played Tetris today- it was so good
v has seven lonely husbands
>is still in bed
v has probably seen an erect penis in the past 2 hours
> must go and see 3rd and 5th husband sometime soon
V Needs a shit.
>Needs some sleep
vWants to have my babies
> had a secret fag
v is part of the amsterdam paedo group
> would like a new job
v plucks their eyebrows to a ridiculous exent.
>Is watching Chucklevision
vDances like Peter Crouch
> is getting bored of this Gisli record
v Will trip up on the way to work tomorrow.
> listening to seachange
v masturbates with little finger
>just ate the last muffin
v is trying to think of something witty and of worth
> has just put on We Are Wolves - NonStop
v Has a wild crush on Hue Edwards
> would like pms
V is the pm
> is proud to say I LOVE HUE EDWARDS
v has crabs
> needs to getof Drownedinsound for a bit.
V is an illegal immigrant
>hat eine grosse Hoseschlange
>knows a limited german vocab
v ist ein kinderschwindler
> I'm not really
v Plucks his/her pubes.
> feeling sick
v eats out grannies on trains.
> is chewing gum
V needs some chewing gum, I can smell ya brethe from here.
vgives baaaad head
> Has a craving for some Hubba Bubba
v Steals dildos from Asda.
>is currently slapping their arse while humming the tune to the asda advert
v wishes they were slapping my arse
> having sex whilst humming asda tune
v wants to have sex with me
>Actually this bored
v Should think of something better to do with their lives
>Is watching Red Dwarf
v Wishes they were watching Red Dwarf with me right now.
> is growing a mighty fine beard
v wishes they had a beard as good as mine.
> Is eating strawberry ice cream :oD
V Wants to buy an online bride from Russia
> would like to have three arms, srsly that kid looked great
v Needs to be more proactive and in your face