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but it is also good. Much amusement can be had from reading texts from the night before.
but 'fess up. What have you done?
me and drunk texting isnt really a problme, because you cant understand what I was trying to say.... my texting is awful
Is this the Girl Talk/Sugar message board?
but i dont know how to tell my mum. what should i do Aunt Crabby?
Now, have you got any tips to make the guy next door notice me? I've tried wearing pigtails and a slutty top, but he still only ever notices my hotter older sister :(
and no slutty top.
Desperately texting exs trying to get them back.
Even though they have a new bf. baaaaad.
try wearing a slutty top, that might help
We here at Sugar magazine feel that you would be an excellent addition to our team. To that end, we would like to offer you the position of Assistant to the Agony Aunt's Assistant. Pay details are negotiable, but may include topless pictures of Bryan McFatOne off of Westlife
After due consideration I have chosen to accept your kind offer. The chance to offer intimate advice to young girls is a dream I have nurtured for many years, and I can assure you, you have made the right choice in taking me on board.
Please send all letters and topless pictures of Westlife to address enclosed.
Delighted that you have accepted the position. If you would like to google 'pictures of young girls' then you will see the style of reader that we appeal to. There are some specialist sites I could point you in the direction of to make your research easier, if you'd prefer.
Unfortunately, we seem to be out of pictures of Westlife and it's former members. We however have a large stock of the former members of Blue and some Steps merchandise. We do hope this will suffice in lieu of the Westlife merch.
Having taken your advice I feel more than ready to vigorously tackle your particular demographic. I know it is slightly impertinent of me at this early juncture to impart advice, but I cannot help but feel that your admittedly very fine magazine might be improved by the addition of several features:
1) I feel that many young people's magazines are disappointingly apolitical these days. I think Sugar could make a bold statement in today's market by breaking this taboo. What about a "Who is dreamier: Trotsky or Khruschev" section? Or a "How Capitalist are you" quiz? Some simple "Down with the self imposed beurgeois tyranny" stickers would suffice.
2) I can't help but feel the colours of bubblegum pink and cornflower yellow are a bit, well, 20th century. A bit of gore red and pitch black on the cover would make us stand out from the pack on the bottom shelf tenfold.
3) On a completely different note, have you considered a "Reader's stories" section? You could have them send in their pictures and everything.
These are merely suggestions, please take them as you will.