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all the cliches!
who pays? she has a car! surely she can pay?
what shall i do?
what shall i say?
acknowledge the fact she may like bands you dont
you should then let her pay
he buys sandwich
he buys lemonade
she buys his lemonade
split the bill
be self-effacing but don't constantly crack jokes, you're not bob monkhouse
you will find yourself rofling more to yourself and look a big silly
is bound to get her going
don't accidentally touch her fanny
do it deliberately, thus displaying confidence and manly prowess.
NOT Bob Monkhouse?!
think you can remember that?
I don't like it if she assumes she's getting a meal out of it, etc.
unless it goes REET BADLY, we're gonna rent a movie and watch it in my bedroom.
shes not fussed what.
gay porn to get her in the mood.
or something no-brain and funny, like anchorman
i did something similar for first date with my bitch, and it went well. dont get something to thought provoking, i picked Zoolander as she hadnt seen it. make sure there isnt more than one sofa/bed that can be used to watch the TV, and let it flow from there.
brimful? is that you?
no, its me. by let it flow i didnt mean man-juices, i just mean see what happens.
Prince of Thieves
If she's a girl, she'll love it
how about the royal tenenbaums?
she's clearly not worth the effort. In fact, if she evinces any emotion from watching Garden State, she's not worth the effort. Actually, watching Garden State in itself isn't worth the effort.
Where am I again?
It can't have been that long ago. So infact you'll find that the award for tact and awareness goes to the starter of this thread!
is, i feel, superior in the stakes of aesthetic pleasing.
are more aestheticly pleasing than I?
i'm saying "uhm" looks better than "um" does.
you'd be waaaaaaaaaaay wide of the mark!
and as such am better placed to judge whats tactful and such.
but yeah. nice dinner. no sex :(
You make a lot of money?
You have a lot of friends?
You've got a massive knob?
get dead mans shoes, then you'll be able to tell if shes got a brain, and maybe scare her enough to stay the night.
that would have been ridiculous speediness
her part of the meal was a little bit more expensive, but it still only came to Â£18. she gave me a tenner, and i was like, dont worry, just give me a fiver if you want.
see, i think thats pretty much the worst of both worlds, as i wasnt generous enough to pay all of it, and i wasnt gracious enough to accept her contribution. wasnt the end of the world.
she won't have thought about it that much, hopefully.
that is embarrassing but dates are! You could have made so much more of a tit of yourself. If that is the only thing to worry about you're OK. Just pay the whole thing next time to make up.
A DATE!? That's so cool. Tell me more.