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my toastie machine. i tried to cook the wire. this can result in death. right?
Did the cheese catch fire?
i told you. i was right to be worried.
the bread was also TOO LONG
so i kept opening it and pushing it back with the knife. on one of the times i opened it and closed it, i closed the wire in and it went POP!
Did you not get taught about sticking knives in electric things? YOU DON'T DO IT.
Did you not watch Neighbours the other day!? Toastie machine = dangerous thing.
i'm a student but not that kind of student
i don't, for instance, have AIDS
I did a similar thing with my toaster the other day, the wire was trapped underneath.
power cable toasted sandwiches.
i have a sandwich toaster. i've never used it. you're not actually meant to use them, are you? they like one of those things that everybody has but never uses, like a fishslice or kitchen cleaner.
it's how you make cheese toasties
1/ make toast
2/ put cheese between slices of toast
3/ place in microwave
microwaved toast is all soggy though
clamp down the sides
so it's just a toasted cheese sandwich that you eat
(not the same)
Mmm. Baked bean sandwiches...
I prefer to
1/ turn on grill
2/ toast bread in toaster
3/ whilst bread is toasting, slice cheese
4/ put cheese on toast
5/ stick under grill until melted
in every dimension
that's just cheese on toast!
the toastie machine is the best.
it is the only way i can get tinned spag bol and cheese into a sandwich.
but you don't have a toastie machine to clean at the end.
so i win.
is give it 1 wipe with a wet sponge.
tough, i know.
serious, you just wipe it down when its still hot. its genius.
i'm not that rank.
that sounds FUCKING FOUL!!
Are you like, an, alien or something?
a DEATH metal song about it. It will be massive.
it had marmite on it.
a DEATH metal song about it? It will be massive?
We could do a collaboration. You can sing, I'll do the rest.
plays the violin
that is all.
on the george formby grill.
easier to clean.
cheese doesn't burn mouth.
Its the best way
deliberately running over the lawnmower cable because you keep tripping over it.
that doesn't make sense. It was supposed to be after the first post