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unless you're my sister. or girlfriend.
i bought it in ARGOS in BOURNEMOUTH.
so why cant he come in?
and their body as all 16 years old, would they not be allowed in?
or what if you had a mental age of 16?
or conversely, what if you had ancient body parts grafted onto you?
and what if you were a genius?
also, i want to meat fearne.
Did you see them in i-D?
do i LOOK like i read i-D?
in fact, do i look like i read anything other than:
every week and reread it
Big girlband feature.
Giant Drag etc.
^ BURN REQUEST ^
but i have to work saturday.
like a twat - is she the bird of TOTP? IS that still going on Sundays? Does she still have a job?
Im in Brighton - bet yr all gutted!
Reckon i have a chance?
on a 'celeb' level on a scale from Chantelle to Brian Blessed where do you reckon she'd be?
and which low?
BB is probably more interesting, but he isn't very um....fuckable
Fearne Cotton - just a person really. End of.
can't see him being your type...
but what lungs he has..
yes but there are prettier and more attainable people in 'real' life so "whatever" as kids in time machines going back to 1995 might say to get a column in I-D*
*not an attack on Gunners' taste in women
but it's far more of an "interesting" story to get shot down by ferne cotton than some random in the Barfly which, y'know, would be the end result of any "attempt" i undertook.
you for her.
Unless Thora Birch comes...
less of that self effacement you! gletting slapped by a d-lister is slightly akin to slipping on a wet floor of a chip shop after clopsing time and knocking the fish supper of a 'hard' out of their hands. Sort of.
go for it...
You can form a crap generic band like him. AND you don't speak in a stupid Welshaforian accent
if i'm gonna get rejected, i'd rather it be by someone famous. because it's more funny and less soul-destroying. YEAH.
but a very pretty one at that.
anyway, isn't she fucking ian watkins out of the lostprophets? or am i several years behind in the celeb gossip "stakes"?
that's even more tragic.
she's single now
look at the SIZE of those arms!
but surely that's a DiScentive to go??
so i dont need to see her again. anyone would shag zane lowe tho, just so they could say they had
yeah i saw fearne in a coffee shop in london. she was quite short and nondescript. then i bought my drink and went out.
from the boots in Canterbury.
Sorry, are we not talking about this now?
with her, up ruislip way. said she was a complete bitch. sounds about right, really.
does this make me untenable as a human being?
that isn't the reason at all.
Because my band is playing at the Buffalo Bar with The Retro Spankees, MJ Hibbert and Winston Echo. We are The Loves. Â£5 from 8pm. I get to DJ afterwards too. I've got Born To Run to play.
named after two 'seminal' drum machines then - nice!
lineup. mj hibbert = loads of fun live.
i have to be at work for 12..... in bristol. teeheeehehe
LET'S DO THE MATH-LUNCH.
buses area useless, will take a train. iLiKETRAiNs
that joke isn't remotely funny anymore
has played in bangor
did sean finally myspace her?
was that ibiza rocks thing last night innit she was at it blud yeah.
u serious man, i have a super crush on her.
she came to our 5th birthday at the barfly in october too. she told my sister that she has nice skin and kissed me on the cheek when i let her in free.
i still prefer simon amstell though.
mmmmmm cotton of joy and love. why isnt she going out with one of u two, ya know how she loves indie types :p
note: colin already has a girlfriend.
but i was there!!!
how could she have escaped me???
oh... it was pierat night...
but I shall be at the Loves gig with Napoleon. Is it worth trying to get from the buffalo Bar to Camden for the last hour? Didn't think so.