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Found this online.
I'm currently kicking commandercools ASS!
i just took your bishop mofo.
that was meant both literally and as a sexual innuendo.
who wants to play me?
As long as this works.
at work :(
But I hate chess anyway*
* - only because im rubbish at it
DO you want to play some postal chess?
Tell me your address and I'll send you some pawn
but the bishop gag has already gone ^^
create a private game then?
are you playing against meths then?
Does anyone want to play me?
game name - dichess
password - dis
I use yahoo chess
is ripping shit out of me
I reached a national final, so I will be pissed if i lose...
the game name and password are above.
but seriously, I could batter all of you at Chess. I'm fucking shit hot.
In fact, I'll put money on it.
CHECK ME OUT.
What's your rating on Yahoo Chess then?
join in my game
I've just tried to join your game, hopefully this will work.
playing adman now
I'm avaliable for challenges at:
its like playing my mum
I wanna whip hide on the chess board.
What do I need to do? Come on, who want's some?
I can beat anyone who isn't called Gary Kasparov, Deep Blue or Fullerov.
I need to install something and I can't on a work computer.
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET
*taps foot impatiently*
I'm rubbish. You can laugh.
then we played chess
stamps then do us all.
is a cunt playing chess.
luckily i hate chess
how am I a cunt!!!
Just cos I won!
bring it on.
I wanted to play with you.
At least i'm beating commandercool
i will play u. i need someone to play.
A massacre for all that was good.
Well I got beat badly anyway, and it crashed... honest!
and played a move that left the king stuck.
I AM VERY ANNOYED.
it's blocked at work.
just as well, cos I'd blatantly WIN...
...the award for being the biggest loser at chess ever.
Another Stalemate. I hate the computer...
I'll just beat you up next time I see you.
one more game? Anyone?
That chess could you everyone so excited? I'm surprised but it's good to see. I'm such a geek that I'm off to play chess at my local chess club in a bit.
This is totally true.
this was great
Does this make me a stupid?
who doesn't teach their kids how to play chess?
I'm not talking serious stuff, just the rules
but I told him it was boring.
game : Jez
I want to finish it before neihgbours, so hurry!
should be playing in no time
put me right off playing chess
a worthwhile substitute for revision.
and wrecks the game
in how to use a mouse correctly!
set up a game then.
IE shuts down when i try and get on the site:-(
i had to install ActiveX