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is my favourite phrase from sunday league football
I love shouting it, it makes me feel professional.
"Down the line! Down the line!" about 4000 a match.
which is snappier and less annoying.
commentating on your own performance saying things like "and he goes apst another man, this man is a MACHINE". It really works too.
give it a try.
I can't stand it when people constantly bark "1, 2, 1, 2".
i used to love saying. or, when your losing:
"COME ON BARNET WHOS UP FOR THIS NOW!"
in my best norf landon accent
but that would be handball shirley?
"all day lads, all day..."
"HOW IS HE REF?"
or are my old team-mates just a bunch of twats making suggestive remarks to me?
and painted it white on the way out
has had me in tears
i also enjoy "SWITCH IT", meaning attempt a crossfield pass which nobody on this whole pitch has the capacity to pull of properly.
as if everyone isn't already trying to tackle the bastard.
Yes, we all know we need to get the ball.
Funniest post of the day.
and i enjoy shouts of "it's ametuerish" when the opposition fuck up.
is making me grin. i love football.
"you've got to put them away"
"take his legs!!!"
not that long ago, haning around the defense so I didn't have to do much... anyway so bloke comes running down the field shouting "give it to me, I'm a danger!"
this is a run down the middle rather than the wing. that's what i'm picturing right now
He was the only person I ever heard shout this. Another favourite of his was
"STICK IT UP THE BASTARDS!" which was met with a cheer at Sunderland matches but met with silence when watching the under 12s.
who would shout "SQUARE BALL!" about 4000 times a match, once we chucked a foam aquare football at him.
this is an awesome thread. well resurrected.
i like the way football makes people call others 'lads' when they normally would never use the word.
Jack the Biscuit's comments about the Life of Riley is still one of the funniest comments I've ever read on here.
Give a shout of "Ref! Time wasting!"
You'd be surprised just how many people bite to it
"Oh yeah cos I really meant it didn't I mate?"
BA BA BA BA BA! BA BA BA BA BA!
"cmon its as easy as that lads"
i used to try and work in a topical reference into my roars from the back
'come on revidge, we're not 11 graeme le saux's'
or the classic 'back in, back in' as i realise i'm last man with three attackers bearing down on me.
'heads on lads, heads on' in this situation. i also point at my head when i do it.
to shouting "THAT'LL DO" whenever my team scores, before jogging over the goalscorer to administer a fatherly back-pat.
was going to be about my fantasy football team :-(
"COME ON LADS, WE DON'T SHOOT, WE DON'T SCORE!"
And I played In defence for about 4 years and I didn't know what "push up" meant.
'feet in the box', 'back if you need it' and 'no shots here, no shots'.
Yuh, that's a goody. Mix it up with the slightly briefer "Back if you need" from time to time or a slightly demented "yup yup yup" for ultimate football goodtimes.
then losing the ball as soon as it comes to me=my football life
story of my sunday league career
because I'll be too scared to say any of this ridiculous stuff anymore!
Player is a requesting a long through ball in the hope that he can run on to it.