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are these the most pointless inventions ever?
fucking fuckbag fuckers!
pseudonym - its a bonafide proliofactoid
tee hee hee
Bees are good
Wasps however, are the winged version of Mr C
I hate wasps, they hate me, we get on fine like that.
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could be like licking toads
Is it me or are they getting bigger? One flew into my face the other day and got angry, thought he was gunna pick me up and carry me to his nest so him and his bee friends could beat the shit out of me.
they get smaller as they fly away
Just read that bee keeper comment about his son. Very funny.
Um, sorry people just read it now.
i was lucky i didn't go blind, it 'just' missed my eyeball. the FUCKER.
that is why i try to maim/kill any wasp that comes near me.
now i hate everyone.
People often bad mouth them, and don't get me wrong, I freaking hate them too, but surely flying ants deserve similar derision.
Cons: Nasty unprovoked thugs
Cons: Keen to swarm, look a bit like a shattered protractor and/or set square, which can be used for ambush tactics.
are fucksticks too
...i could've put that in the childhood misadventures thread too, as I learnt of the broken stationary disguise manouver when delivering papers in a dark corridor of a stinking old peoples home many moons ago...
and you do see them very often, so it's a real event when they do appear.
a wasp stung me on my arm whilst i was asleep once, which i thought was very rude.
bees, however, are amazing. bees bees bees.
Big fuckers aren't they?
can fuck RIGHT off.
bumble bees are where it's at. big furry things. ahh.
flew into my mouth yesterday, it didn't sting me but it was iritating all day until I had the worst Lasagne I've ever had.
Pros: Useful weapon if handled correctly
Cons: Congregate around the foot of rope-swings and/or areas liable to football loss
...and I can't rule out the likelihood that it was actually some kind of blossom, and it was immediately half-swallowed.
By a wasp or a bee.
Bees rule, without them there would be no honey. plus they don't sting you for no reason.
Wasps are just leaf-munching, roof-space-invading pricks.
Stinging nettles can fuck off too
...wasps could be coerced into making their nests away from people out of large qualities of stinging nettles, then we could perhaps rehabilitate them into useful society.
the extra B is for BYOBB.