Go on, what is it?
I once crashed a party that had proper door people, etc and minders.. pretending to be part of the hired help (an act, we called ourselves, 'Johnny and the Jazzbines' - and arrived accompanied with guitars, percussion pieces like maraccas etc etc) and proceeded to tell guests we were on at 1am and all about the history of our act... while getting ridiculously drunk off the free cocktails the hired staff plyed us with.
We eventually got found out by the owners who were really cool about it but not before one of the 'band members' re-enacted the cartwheel scene from Flashdance across this rather nice warehouse, I did air guitar on top of the coffee table in time to THE KILLERS (Somebody told me, I think it was), and we organised a guerilla gig at the bottom of the stairs as leaving said party at 5am.. with about 20 guests, singing along to Coldplay tracks and an acoustic guitar... One of my male friends hi-jacked a German girl and got off with her.. and well, we actualy had a wicked time.
I need a cocktail NOW.
What is the funniest thing you have ever done?
PS - BORED.