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And general tasks involved?
I feel I should be more then qualified for this position...
trying to get a "slave". there are lots of young impressionable boys on her you know!
without the correction
cussing me. my brain is just very active
Hr Informations Systems? If so, I'm take it.
Oh, and it's Â£25k a year. Plus annual leave.
In fact, as an employer, you better be declaring this employement with the Inland Revenue.
then I'll do anything you like (within reason)
*gets foot as far as ear
*falls off chair
No. No I can't.
fails to get his foot behind his head.
and would love a personal assistant.. boy or girl - it's just such a total rock star thing to have, innit? Someone running around after you - ha ha ha...
- find me a new flat to live in
- sort out my dinnert
- organise and ring around friends for party this weekend
- do laundry
- help me to organise parties/gigs for Pris_
- return phone calls to my friends and pass on messages
I'm sure I could think of lots more.
There is no salary at this stage. Have no money as yet. Perhaps when I'm rich.
i'd be mighty good at it.
- returning late dvds
- drive me around
You know, all the shite you can't be bothered doing on your own time!
I'm not saying I'm a rock star but if I was, I'd want a PA. For sure!
and return dvds.
I can't drive though. Would piggy-backs be ok instead?
That will do me... I never have too far to go, anyhow...
* then again, country drives might be an issue on the M1 in a rickshaw...
No, sorry - must be able to drive...
But i could do 75% of the peddling on a tandem bike.
you can't go up stairs on a bike
this isn't a job for a 'carer'.
..why don't you live with Fiona and her friend, they need a house also.
which sux - this is due to financial whoo haa... and getting together the all important bond.
I'm looking for a mistress/boss