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Why didn't you tell me not to bother watching it?
You've all let me down.
it's another script that was a bit Saw-esque that they altered after Saw became successful.
that said, i was pleasantly suprised by the first one, as cheesy as it was.
I can't say I thought it was cheesy though. Saw 2, however, is like a double cheese and ham sandwich (without the ham or bread)
in the sequel do they have to keep the speed of the saw below 50mph, and if the speed drops below 50mph they have to cut off the directors face?
and because they said i should i decided that it really must be shit - nearly everything they think is good i tend to hate.
but then it turned out to just like that colin farrell phone booth movie with silly gore traps and clown dolls.
but they don't strike me as films that have much in common.
I thought Saw was quite original, and the games/puzzles that people were forced into were quite clever IMHO
the traps were quite well thought out.
and the twist about the killer was suprisingly well worked for a modern hollywood movie too
definitely one of the better mainstream 'horror' movies of the decade so far.
when blatantly it was "i'm not a killer, but if you go over to that monitor over there you can watch seven people die of suffocation/burning alive/getting shot in the face/getting blocks of wood with nails in smashed into their heads all at my own doing. i'm an angel, honest"
and how are they supposed to learn anything? they're all fucking dead!
that'll learn 'em
it was just disgusting. like the bit with the death mask and the oven and the pit of needles and the kid in the safe. ugh.
It seemed quite tame in comparison to Saw or any number of other films. And all the characters were fuckwits and pretty unbelievable. As soon as I saw that actress who played the policewoman, I knew it wasn;t going to be good
but then the first saw wasnt upto much either
thanks to the trailer of the scene with the eye and the scalpel and the ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
is one of the very worst films I have ever seen.
so there.....stick it up yer trumpet.
it's on youtube, I'm going to get a cup of tea and some Oreos.
Nb. I'm not American, but my stepdad randomly bought some Oreos yesterday.
but nowhere as good as the first...
Did no-one tell you not to see Saw? I didn't see Saw, but someone that did see Saw told me not to see Saw. Therefore, should someone stupidly see Saw, sadness shall suck their soul savagely