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apparently, coke is the number one selling drink in every country in the world.
except scotland, where its iron bru
fact me till I fart.
Yes, but did you know that that cyclists use it in such events as the Tour de France as brake fluid, should they run out?
I find that hard to believe it outsells coke???????????????????????????
coke is ace.
i love it.
mmmmmmmmmmm with lime (real lime)
but not many places sell it (down south anyway)
Really? That's BRILLIANT - thank FUCK it is outsold by SOMETHING SOMEWHERE !!
i less than three Irn Bru. :D
made with girders???????
with rusty water???????????????????????????
It strips the calcium out of your body.
So I guess it's a shame so many people drink it.
It's scary it can 'clean jewellry'.
ABSORBS ORGANIC MATTER
do you know why? I thought all fizzy drinks were pretty much the same, expect for colou
It isn't, I was fibbing to look hunky.
and the scots are right iron bru is much better than coke
coke in glass bottles>cans>plastic bottles
taste sensation, its almost like three totally different drinks
Bottles are best icy cold
coke < tramps piss < white spirit
I won't hear another word against it.
Would you like to hear the song I've made about coke? They might use it in their next advert.
I would absolutely love to. Do you need counting in?
also I drank nothing but coke for about 15 years, seriously nothing else ever not water, tea or coffee just coke. Then I switched to diet and lost three stone almost immediately. "can only aid weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet" my eye.
also, it's "irn bru".
also, you can buy irn bru as a mixer in scottish wetherspoons. that used to confuse me.
Irn Bru is our god.
as a mixer quite a lot cos it used to be the only thing left in the can machine at uni.
I still have nightmares about JackDaniels and Tizer hangovers.
i stuck to vodka & redbull.
quarter bottle of vodka & a glass bottle of irn bru. sorted.
Even if it has resulted in the death of a few family members.
And a 1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4...
"Irn-Bru's advertising slogan used to be "Made in Scotland from girders", though the closest one can come to substantiating this claim is the 0.002% ammonium ferric citrate listed in the ingredients.
It has long been the most popular soft drink in Scotland, outselling even Coca-Cola, but recent fierce competition between the two brands has brought their sales to roughly equal levels (perhaps leaning to Coca-Cola) . This success in defending its home market (a feat claimed only by Irn-Bru, South Australia's Farmers Union Iced Coffee, Peru's Inca Kola and Sweden's Julmust) has led to ongoing speculation that either Coke, or its arch-rival PepsiCo, Inc., would attempt to buy A.G. Barr"
<holidays a-comin! holidays a-comin!>
I looked at you in your sexy red can
<holidays a-comin! holidays a comin!>
And I thought: 'I know what will make me a man!'
<holidays a-comin! Never stop a-runnin!>
I peeled back your ring pull and watched you go frothy
<holiday a comin! best get the rum-in>
You're all the caffeine I need, I'll never drink coffee!
ALWAYYYYS coca colaaaaaah!
THE DEAL'S OFF
to negotiate with hard-nosed businessmen, is it not?
but so is coke
I clicked this thread and expected something along the lines of 'if you drink beer when wired your liver makes its own drugs'. Ah well :)
JD and Tizer? Nah, ginger beer and Tixylix (drowsy kind) is the way forward. Best served lukewarm, and within crawling distance of the khazi.