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to go first!
after how many months?
i hope it bomb and her eyebrows drop off.
it's an autobiography of her life since January.
I have managed to obtain this 'exclusive' extract (coming to a copy of The Sun near you soon!) -
March 2nd - Omg it wuz Prezton's (my hubby 2 b)birfday 2day and it wuz pancake day i <3 pankies!!!!1! we eated 4 pankies each and Prezton eated one more lol. hes guna b phat!!! :O)
yes it is.
be given to all my friends as birtday presents
went on big brother, going out with a twathead, the end.
I'll buy it.
you can write it.
with a LOT of photographs.
it's a shame he is in a shite band.
they are both very very small. like gnomes
this really is taking the fucking piss isn't it - unless it is one big massive post modern joke at the expense of the proles then maybe I'll revise my opinion
Have Bill Drummond and Chantelle been seen in the same room?
just really far away?
i don't think you can blame her for totally rinsing the situation for all its worth. it's not like she will be able to do it in ten years time or anything. she can make a lot of money very easily and don't see why thats such a terrible thing. it will be shit of course but then none of us are evr ever going to read it are we?
Like in The Last Crusade. We could gather together all the crap autobiographies we find and burn them then sit around it's comforting, warm glow and sing acoustic songs/do freestyle MCing/read shit poetry etc.