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is hard to do.
Is it good form to do it in person?
I have to go a way to do it...
if it seems like i have gone all the way to do it?
My girlfriend is at uni in edinburgh...
and a link to this thread.
and just let it filter back to her. like when bands jetisoon members by just advertising for replacements, you could place a lonely hearts column thing. maybe. or take out an advert in the paper describing you as single.
and then pretend that it wasnt you that placed the add, and that you thought you may as well go along with the single thing, or someones money would have been wasted.
glad to be of service.
andit wazsnt thecleverestthing posting on here tho was it.
have rarely been used in the same sentence.
When it has happened, they have been seperated by 'is not'
i know you...
and i'll sue you
adman = most perceptive dis user.
you don' think i'm a fuckwit
Well the job's done, if she sees the thread.
... It's wishpig isn't it?
ENTIRELY by accident i hasten to add. i'm not that much of a wanker.
i think it may be a kinda TMI moment, really.
or rather information being in the wrong hands.
if you so clearly dont want to be going up to edinburgh (and its going to be very very very shit being up there just to dump her), id suggest a very long email, and calling her the second you send it, breaking up over the phone and her having the email should she want more information
that sounds worryingly like someone takig my relationships advice.
i must point out that thats just what springs to mind, and probably indeed what id do.
if you time it right anyway, take in a few gigs and such while you're here, maybe if you're one of the few who meets new girlfriends at gigs/clubs/bars it could be quite beneficial :)
the phone/email combo, i mean!
fullerov on the phone: "i hate you so much, i'm breaking up with you in as many simultaneous mediums as possible. check your email, then go on DiS. put sky news on and then go to your window where you will find a parrot that i have trained to say FUCK OFF"
as in, this is his was of breaking up with her.
terrible at breaking up with people but even I would do it in person
that is a complete lie..the last time I broke up with someone it was on the phone
It happened to me once, its lovely:/
If she lives close by, do it in person.
That's logical, innit?
Better to be honest and quickly than drag something out for the sake of convention.
and if you can/care enough, try and make a trip in person..
and then be like "DIE FULLEROV DIE"
it's happened to me before.
because you'd have warned her in advnace what it was going to be like
but don't get too excited cos i've got bad news. LOL BYES!!"
I want to break up with you..
see you saturday!''
what's the point in going up after you've already said "hi, you are no longer necessary in my life. bye."?
if you care about them enough. I was in a similar situation and I went to see them... even though we both knew that it was a 'tying up ends' day.
i know it's the right thing to do, it's just kinda hard to bring up on the phone in vague terms to be ironed out when you meet. don't you think?
"hi, i'm about to break your heart, but could we perhaps postpone it until saturday at 3pm?"
that's ultimately what it is...
Man, that's harsh!
I brok up with a girl who lived in Durham.
I did it bcause I realised I no longer cared enough to go to Durham for her birthday.
I did it over the phone, my logic was that I didn't want to spend Â£60+ to go and do it in person. PLus if I'd gone to Durham it would have cost me even more for a present!
I was perfectly happy with having an open relationship.
I just want it even more open...
This isn't me.
It's one of the other Fullerov's
Sunderland's Back Four...
Cheating on you with my emo self
you just can't resist another one.
Once you pop, you can't stop...
Amusingly a guy at university who had lost his virginity, received cards from his halls mates, with afore mentioned pringles catchphrase.
*dont mind me*
Good detective work, James
MSN all the way, Rovster.
That way, you can think over the 'But why??' questions for much longer.
in word and then just copy and paste them
wrighty is on to something here!
You say something like, 'I'm going for a poo.', and then think of something to say.
allows you to go for a poo.
Just get someone to call her/write to her and say
"Fullerov is dead. Bummer.
n.b. don't come to the funeral"
give me her msn :D
should just claim to be umeet and to have been living a lie...
fullerov is secretly umeet!!
and has been living a lie!
Long distance relationship... Turkey to Edinburgh
i'm going for a poo...
I don't think he should say that.
Was that meant to be like, intertwined jokes?? As in, 'You're the dumped object, hence the faeces!' ?
If it was, HOORAY!
relationship over the phone in 2004. I still feel bad about it, she only lives a few streets away. It came to a head during an argument over a television, which wasn't really an argument.
My last girlfriend took me to meet all her aunts and uncles at her folks on new years day and dumped me the next day. I don't think there's a connection between the two, I was well behaved. She's quite popular and is kind enough to still attend gigs with me and not tell me if she's going out with anyone else until after the fact. This makes me feel wonderful about my life, hooray, I'm so happy :-)
she got back from America tonight and just told me on the phone that we should break off all contact :-/
by a combination of msn and phone call. i'd give it a 7/10.
Shit man, I'm really sorry to hear that :(
not "just now"
as in thats the only way.
well that's good then :)
Tell her directly.
You'll feel bad.
She will too.
But every other way is worse.
and say 'this is a goodbye shag'
make it good. obv.
i am pleased that we can unite over this far more important issue.
then what can you agree on?
i'm not that hugry
This is awful.
It happens to a friend of my wife.
She was very bad after !
"i am gay"
the person you love and want to spend the rest of your life with dumps you. They then restart the doomed excuse for a relationship with the idiot up the stairs from them. It lasts a month, during which time they hardly see each other. She/he then goes on a ten day trip to America while you pine for their return. The day after their return they phone you to tell you that they met someone in America. He's eighteen years older than you, twenty years older than her. He's moving over here to marry her and start a family.
I've just had that call
Laugh, cry, what ?
that's truly awful. if i was writing a script and someone offered that storyline, i'd tell them to fuck off and stop being unrealistic.
sorry to hear it cadd. she's obviously mad.
i'm sorry to hear that man. good luck with whatever happens. and the usual platitudes. it's really hard to console people on the web, but be assured of as much sincerity as anyone can muster for someone they haven't met. that sounds shit and i hope it works out.
In which case I expect you could take him in a fist fight.
grow some goddamn balls!
has obviously been indulging in some hard drugs lately :-)
It kind of just finished.
And i didn't do it!
feel strangely cheated?
or you were, for, like, starting a thread where she could read it>?
i'm doing it by singing telegram
have AIDS, have AIDS, have AIDS
please try to understand...
this is not HIVeeeeeee...
but AIDS, but AIDS, but full blown AIDS
best let the thread drop.
bumpety bump bump.