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If I stop drinking beer will my gut then shrink? Or do I actually have to do excersise and stuff?
I stopped drinking much beer, started doing shit loads of exercise (for, like, 6 months and shit) and I've STILL got a beer gut.
Or maybe it's a tumour. Here's hoping!
which small children will erect into a canopy to shield them from the sun.
then everyone will know you as "the shademaker" and you will become but a myth around the cardiff area.
in 20 years time you will reappear in a leaner, flap-less form. the locals will reject you and feed you beer to make you a fatty again. then they'll put you in a sauna to make you a flappy again.
and get busy with the mythology.
than Fatty Haddrill.
when i'm out to lunch or i'll eat your face.
'out to lunch' alright.
I hear you're so big you used all your excess fat to form a pretend twin, then called him James.
you're getting your soul eaten when you come to leeds. and that'll be just as an hors d'oeuvre (it'll be made into a tiny vol-au-vent).
because you're an idiot
that i'm the bassist in stinkerton and therefore superior to you in every way.
japanese people like earthquakes. they all told me and sent an envoy over to personally thank me.
i now have a lifetime supply of nore so fuck you.
'rat juice' in japanese is a euphamism for 'hard work and dedication to making the best nore that anyone has ever tasted. so good that it would destory a lesser being than james'.
i can speak a tiny bit of korean, turdito burrito
i know but it's better than you can do, butt chops
jealous of ben warns convincing hair.
it makes me forget that i'm immortal.
superfluous ts into words...