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it hurts. a lot. even more than my knee.
could this spell the end of DiS' bit for footballing glory?
because you're rubbish.
Ade Akinbayi, the worst striker in Premiership history
the bit of foot between my big toe and my ankle
ie. my first metatarsal
if you're not careful
you don't know what you're messing with CC!
to show me her 'camel hoof'
i hope you punched her tits off.
It was all his fault. He said she does a camel-face at him during sex, to wind him up, so we were trying to get her to do the camel face. She then started lifting her skirt and said "No, I'll show you my camel hoof instead!"
Hamish just rolled his eyes in a 'here we go again' manner.
I love strangers.
she wouldn't be doing it again if she'd messed with me.
I am scared
We see her round now and then, and go "YAY! CAMEL FACE!"
your first metaLtarsal.
am i the only one who saw that?
it hurts. this spells the end for my bid for fitness glory.