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Is this like U.S. payback for all those Carry On films?
I can't see any of these at work :(
It's this guy explaining how God must have made the banana because in its skin it has five ridges along it, and when you curve your hand to grip it your hand has five grooves formed by the angle of the inside of your knuckles.
He then goes on:
God has provided a 'non-slip coating'
The banana is just the right shape to go into your mouth (oh yes, the innuendo is fairly flying by this point)
And just like a beer can, god has provided a 'tab' at the top to allow you to open it.
Basically it's as homo-erotic as Top Gun. So really really gay.
cue blowjob actions.
what a set of nonces.
thus it is an argument for evoulation.