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I would probably answer not gay to all answers though.
2 gherkinds, it makes my skin crawl just thingking about it.
squeezy lump-free Branston = most definately gay
one of them, anyway
In a sandwich - not gay.
Up your bum at a Barrymore pool party - gay.
but pickled stuff like beetroot/egg/gherkins DEFFO GAY
Onion, egg, gherkins, herring: All ace.
Slicky: DEFFO GAY.
Pickled foods are just plain wrong. Seriously...pickled eggs? NONSENSE.
Branston pickle, with tangy crunchy lumps, is amazing.
pickled eggs....they are for inebriated macho types....oh maybe they are.
Pickled Cabbage....saurkraut surely is not it is too down to earth too basic
What about olives? or capers?
Pickling = bonza.
its written all over your face
I thought it would read - I'm in a dilly of a pickle as I'm having trouble deciding which sexuality is best for me
and I'm not gay
if you can pickle an egg you must be able to pickle cheese
Straight - Branston
Gay - Mayonnaise
Bi - Piccalillie.
Everyone knows that.
It's as gay as a mexican rug.
One - it looks more like spunk than any other sauce. Apart from tartare. Tartare is hardcore GAY. Mayonnaise is just normal GAY. Like Suede used to be.
Two - it rhymes with Gayonaise.
Three - Hellmans. Sounds gay doesnt it. Helms and Mans. And all that.
...you should go to the doctor
Would Trevor Mcdonald eat a pickle? No. I rest my case.
is the president of pickle society, PickSoc. True story.
how dare you.
I'm so sorry.
I really am sorry
It's my raison d'etre.
LOL this time?
But it's making me LOL.
I retire. A new mature bamos will appear later in the week.
go on then.
you're scottish, this means you either eat deep fried pizza or oats?
would you eat pickle if it was deep fried?
deep frying anything improves its taste by a factor of x100.
or rather it is the most ungay condiment, way ahead of mustard.
is what heaven is made of, well God shouldn't have given the development rights to a pickle company.
Thats not gay. You could put a dab of HP on the end of a Pet Shop Boys winkle and it still wouldnt be gay.
HP stands for Hetero Pride.
i think i, and the other members of the republic of brown sauce won. by miles. mmmmmmm, it's BROWN.
pickling, hmm. i love, nay LOBE branston pickle. not that rubbish smooth version though, what's that about? it's the food version of waxing your chest.
other pickled stuff though, gherkins/eggs and that, not a fan. pickled eggs - what a bad idea.
well it sounds wrong anyway, never had the bottle to try one, disliking eggs doesn't help.
Pickled onions and Gherkins are GREAT though.
And HP sauce is better then Ketchup, that's a Fact.
It combines 2 essential elements of sandwich making in that it's mosit and crunchy!
So soup with crunchy veg also makes a good sandwich?