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those girls who would stroke/demo stuff on gameshows like take your pick??
they can stroke my etc. etc.
Or dolly birds or something? Maybe that's just what my mum calls them though.
A friend of mine (alright, sister-in-law) was once asked if she would like to be on Jim Davidson's Generation Game. At the interview she was warned there was a good chance Jim would try and fuck her at some point. That was the audition apparently.
if i was on it, i'd adopt that man who can remember loads of stuff and have him on as my son.
perfect for the conveyer belt round.
you'd be buggered if you had to do pottery though
is thirty years older than you? Even with your balding head, they're gonna get a little but suss surely?
i'd deliberately avoid the cuddly toy.
Who really wants an overstuffed blue dog in their lives?
And none of these are going to get me a picture of a girl going 'tado' on google, not a worksafe one anyhoo...tsk
I mean 'ta da!!!'
the search continues...
i'd sell him to the circus once he'd won me a holiday to bali.