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who would you be?
what would you do?
extremely bubbly and happy!
and grow a ginger beard (but no tache)
I think - just for the crack, and to see if he's had the theme to Footloose in his brain all day like I have.
That wouldn't happen if that was me as you!
I could also go the other way and be really bitchy cos I'm you! ;o)
ah ha ha ha
What have you done to me Sarky!
cos that's where all the interesting people go.
well before this!
sophie and i smote satan yesterday...
that satan was saving for elton john
what a freak!
Diver has a dedicated network of crack suppliers at his beck and call 24hours a day. True story. He also has an ecstasy man instead of a milkman and a hashboy pops round early in the morning.
inside that cranium of his...
there's just a sign that says 'see below'.
it's a faustian bargain
I'd steal his yacht, get drunk and drive it into some rocks.
But if you were Anschul, you wouldn't have to steal things from yourself, Colonol_K
* pats you on hand
And turn his luxury yacht into a pirate ship.
but I have piloted it a couple of times
and got drunk on rum on it a few times too
and I've had sex on it lots!
I'd drink all his rum and then turn his yacht into a SEX MUSEUM.
A Fairline Squadron 74 - yummy!
Sean. Would like to know how his mind works sometimes.
so I wouldn't feel so guilty about 'my urges'
ha ha (just so you'd all know Im joking.......or am I?)
So I could enjoy drinking any old muck
(no innuendo implied)
five pounds says that Mrs Knees while holding a rolling pin will now start chasing you around the kitchen while the Benny Hill music is being played in the background, by chipmunks.
except displace it to Friday and replace the chipmunks with guinea pigs.
Actually retribution has been promised, If I were ever to do a Gordon Brown (no innuendo implied), in the form of 'blowing up my mother' not quite sure where that comes from.
this is a worse bet than the fishplums one.
Making stupid bets lightens up the conversation, and my wallet.
i was on the fence.
a women? who/how verified?
I felt like a fool and Bamos grinned as I handed him my shiny Â£1 coin.
Call everyone really bad names and ban the top user people. And then unban them so they come back and get angry.
Then post illegal pages on the news section, like porn n stuff. Then I'd leave his body and go into wrightylew again.
"Then I'd leave his body and go into wrightylew again."
That just sounds plain wrong.
so i can just be a cunt for a bit.
So i can find truffles through smell and roll around in mud when im overheating.
So i can drag my sagging meat curtains over shattered glass and call it art.
I love tomfromsparks.
Liek, one of a few that makes me make noise. When I laugh.
I'd drink iced cider and be like yeah.
and shave all my hair off.
Let's re-phrase that as:
I'd be Parsefone and throw myself in front of a train.
Not a funky train or a groove train but a real one, going at 100 miles a second.
killing parsefone = not funky
a little harsh there, perhaps I'll become Parsefone and walk around Leicester naked.
I like to think it would bring a 'little' ray of sunshine into everyone's day.
Are the footwear designers that you insist on surrounding yourself with getting you down?
But I've got them to 'buckle' down and make me some shoes.
I only hope you can bring them to heel.
our shoe puns but I'm going to eat some dinner now!
this converse-ation has come to an end!
but i can't find it. and it was probably about a month ago because time is going well fast at the moment.
and you got more replies anyway.
it's so difficult to pick just one...
because i'm the best
then i could believe that statement.
adman or dalkin as they are my best DiSers. Well, me and Dalkin are married so...Adman? Whaddya think?
For breast reasons.
And then after that, a man. For penis reasons.
Or preference. Well, obviously I do, but we'll leave it there... *runs away*
for breast reasons.
I had the self control to stop myself doing that joke :-D
I'd be Bamos, for 'lack of self control' reasons.
for perverted sexual reasons
for getting bummed by CommanderCool reasons.
For 'welsh' reasons
Wow. We're like exact opposites. I bet you're watching something manly? I'm watching Friends.
I am wise.
under my desk to keep me warm...
Gemmy Cold Flaps?
I was thinking the same joke!
You're a bad man. I'm leaving now..
if the straight males on DiS saw her, most of them would wish to be me for a day I think.
She's good at cooking too.
Being me is good for other reasons too!
I'd be Prole for a day so I could put "lots of things" in "speech marks" for "no reason"
is bad though because your girlfriend edits everything you type :P
I would suggest a public vote, but I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would be unimpressed if I did that.
I'm happy that we both like our own.
I love you both equally, so will be entirely honest.
You can't just make up DiSers now Bamos!
Anyway. Let me judge things. I'm in a judging kinda mood.
I'm not posting a link to a picture of my girlfriend! She'd not want me to, and for that reason Its not going to happen.
Ho_Fo is the winner then, by default
i got carried away and voted early. jez is 1-0 up...
What's going on here?
so so so confused :-(
is drawing sans pencil.
Everyone knows that.
You've upset Jez!
I feel kinda guilty. Sorry Jez :(
Anyone wanna see a picture of Mrs B's boobs to cheer them up?
I just tried to google image 'milky swingers' though and got nothing. Dang.
I will try and put a photo of us both on myspazz.
some things* are more important than winning a "my girlfriend is prettier than yours" competiotn on the internet.
*nearly everything in the whole world
but she's definitely carrying a few extra pounds. About 120.
I can't afford to turn offers down.
best friend, who I hate more than Hitler, trifle and sloppy poos.
I may be prejudiced in this judgement slightly...
Nice tee, and face tho!
At least it's a myspace pic and not anything you filmed on the sly...!
Yours deffo wins.
They're both hot too.
...neve go out with a girl who's hair is shorter than mine
...leave an hour before eating after waking up.
I love that picture.
I often look like a retard in pictures of that nature.
PeeVee's comment on that photo. This is WAR.
A review of my face?
The amount of inches you're going to enter into me?
you have plenty of time to prepare your defences
if its inches i pity you
if its a review of your face then Raz clearly can't see properly and you're needn't worry about him raping you, he'll just be humping a bollard or something.
i leave it to you guys to decide