Sometimes it's almost as funny as DiS. Look what they says about The Beckhams:
"Another thick as a brick in the wall
They are one of the richest couples in the UK (Worth a fucking staggering Â£87m according to the Sunday Times Rich List) and live in a house built entirely from Â£50 notes, dodo teeth and Rolexes. Probably.
With so much money, you'd expect a couple of their stature to not even know what 'cutting corners' means.
Not so. At Beckingham Palace, there is a secret mail system. There is the normal letterbox that Louise Adams collects their 'official' mail from. On one side of the gatepost, however, is a loose brick in the wall and personal mail is put in there for David and Victoria. They are the only ones allowed to check it.
Cheapskates! If I had their money, I'd build a 400ft robot hen that collects all my post from the source. It would then project them out of its ivory beak onto the side of the Great Wall Of China so that I can read my letters from space"