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have a whip I can borrow for tonight?
But no, sorry.
I left mine in the stables..
Think the Fo is back in Aber now though!
All mine are in Fleet though.
Well not worried, because I just remembered the pony thing, so now I am just grinning at this! :D
but alas, it's in Winchester
Whay are you scared my pretty?!
Ace. Erm. No. I have a rubber Roman Centurion helmet though, if that helps at all?
its Femme Fatale!
(I realise Asterix wasn't Roman, and that's a terrible pun, but WHATEVER)
and say oh i took it literally.
saw the pictures of the night I think I'd get killed if that was all the effort I made!
high five for creativity?
'Afterdix'? You lot sicken me.
You've reaffirmed my faith in terrible comedy.
*but it's not a real high 5, i just pity you right now
for innuendo? no in-your-endo!
I can't believe you had the gaul to repeat it.
Now THAT is nice work.
really want to make an Obelixstacle pun. Will it work?)
I SOUND LIKE TRAYNOR
but your right!
I'm going to have a look see what I can get lunchtime!
The outfit has completely changed again - I'm now going to be wearing a babydoll nightdress and matching shorts.
There is a great props shop in Covent Garden, altho probably too far away from you.. It's just near ... damn, what is the name of that circus? St Giles Circus?
Remember when someone thought you two were the same user?
I went through a stage of thinking Traynor was actually OK and quite funny until he starting taking digs and sideswipes at the 7" club. And then when you engage with him, his thinking seems odd, patchy and diagonal, despite the fact that he thinks he's the most rational, discursive being on the planet.
At least I KNOW I'm occasionally patchy and diagonal in my thinking..
Hannah is this a proper fetish party - ie like the ones you 'hear' about?
There will be jelly wrestling, a spanking parlour and pole dancing there though!
ticketmaster have branched out into 'adult' shows?
it was see tickets :oP
of jelly.. ha ha. I like the sound of the spanking parlour, tho...
done it before and I was a champion!
i thought it was a more a winners all round thing.
WHERE did you do that?
pub in Cardiff!
Its a long story but lets just say I'm the best!
and they thought it would "be a laugh" then they saw someone lying on the floor being pissed on by 3 girls and another guy being whipped til he bled from his sides.
I thought it was hilarious.
I wouldn't worry.
but you can borrow the Dildo of Death if you promise to clean it afterwards.
go on then ;o)
dead, and therefore unable to clean?