Boys are so Dumb
So i meet this guy who i find really attractive, he apperently likes me to. So we started hanging out andmaking out. A week in to our makeout secions i find that he is really boreing!!
Because i find him soo boreing when we kiss theres no chemistry, i dont find making out with him special at all. We arent really going out, i firt w/other guys and i dont feel any form of guilt. Should i just stop making out w/him and seeing him, because im not getting anything out of it.
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you sound like a total cunt.
probably the most blunt reply ever.
good job.
^^
post of the year.
post of the DECADE, more like
in retrospect, yes, yes it was
bf
grockle's finest moment
I say get married.
i agree with grockle
you are a cunt
talk to someone who cares
www.grouphug.us
Haha ANGRY SQUIRREL!!!
I love that website
"I work at a butchers and one day I put the sausage skin over my willywonka and sexed it. Later I filled in the meat and the next day sold it to Miss Jones with a pound of minced meat. Lucky bitch."
Shit, sophie, I didn't see the inverted talking marks and thought YOU said that!
LOL! I actually raised my eyebrows and re read that twice!!! HA HA HA.
But what a full on site, eh??
it sounds JUST LIKE something I would say
shame I don't HAVE a 'willywonka', eh?
Or so you claim...
That website is absolute gold though.
I'm so sorry - I'm actually laughing really hard at my stupidity!!
:)
LOLyawn
look at this peach
"I think British accents are lovely. I am from Southern California. " grouphug again. is she worried its a sick fetish to like british accents?
didn't you know?
it's sick AND wrong.
yeah
but only if you're from southern california.
this is almost as good.
"Immigrants DO NOT belong in Canada if they are a different colour than white."
The BNP obviously infiltrated canada.
that is the most emo thing ever.
LOL
"I got married over inklink(it's an online game) the other day. Problem is, she lives 2,000 miles away. What do I do? Cyber sex is already getting old. I'm starting to think it's not gonna work out."
ahaha
"I saw a confession here talking about how Hawaiians are happy because they eat poi.
I'm Hawaiian, i scarf poi, and I'm ecstatic.
POI FOR EVERYONE."
"I like to fantasize about Nsync being power rangers"
we've all been there
ROFFRLO
"when my boyfriend and i have sex, or when he goes down on me, in my mind i pretend that he's the farm nigger and i asked him to come in out of the heat to give this little southern belle all the things her fatass husband won't. i'm not southern. we're both white. sometimes i can't get off unless i fantasize about him being black. i think i need to sleep with a black guy to get it out of my system."
AHAHA
I'll be laughing about this when I'm 64
"I masterbated while i was on the phone to my mom.
I came loudly and when she asked "whats that?" I said I kicked my toe."
i snotted on my top lip when i read this:
"I hate most of the fugees
Shut up Drebs "
Actually
When did the phrase "making out" cross the Atlantic? I wish it had stayed in America. "Snogging" is much more British. Yes. Snogging with a stiff upper lips.
We call it 'pashing' in Australia (specifically Melbs)
but I quite like snogging.
Please tell me 'pash' isn't something to do with an abbreviation of 'passion'.
If so, I am going to lobby for a nuclear strike on your country.
it's to do with
pashminas
Never thought about it... although snogging someone and then moving on
a la Ho Fo stylee is called a PASH N DASH...
HA HA HA.
Brainlove, I moved over here to escape such trivialities... but you are probably right in your assumption. I'll write to the cast of Neighbours for a full debrief ;-)
* moving on quickly, that is - ie snogging more than one person in a 'sitting'
or however you imagine...
yeah they used to say it on neighbours all the time
and 'dag' and 'flaming galar'
(I'm sure I've spelt galar wrong, please forgive me. Perhaps Rose can enlighten me?)
blaaady dingoes.
DAG!
Spiggin huftas!!!
Caketaker!
Galah is a bird
God, I can't believe I'll NEVER be able to escape this.
And Dag is spelt correctly. A dag is a piece of poo hanging off a sheeps bottom, tho... stuck to the wool or something...
Sigh..
Australia.
Bless........
wow I never knew that about a dag
that's quite insulting then isn't it? and to think that word came out of young Hannah Robinsons mouth!
nah
flaming galah was what alf said a lot on home and away.
which, incidently, is shit.
and pretty much always has been.
^ this.
why is everyone on DiS obsessed with bloody neighbours and home and away!!???
Pfffffffft.
Both are utter shite.
It's because...
Neighbours is amazing!
Well if you watch enough of anything you get drawn into it and have to watch it somemore.
Well I'm living up to the student stereotype by watching Neighbours, never Home and Away though as it's on during the Simpsons.
and its on 5
and its a well known fact that students cant afford ariels good enough to receive 5
home and away used to be good
about 5 years ago. Then it went shit and got demoted to channel 5
you're just saying that
to hurt me.
home and away is amazing.
check her profile
she's from texas..
"making out"
are you american? Are we going to call it "pashing" next?
oh, just looked at your profile
and you are american.
i'll get back in my box now
look at her profile
she's american. so fair play
It didn't
she's in texas.
Why not spice it up...
by using garden furniture?
or
by cutting yourself?
keep going....
Because you don't get to make out?
i'd ban
this sort of thing. destroying the world. if you find him boring then don't cheapen intimacy!!!
GAH!!!
All American
In fact, it sounds fake.
yeah
but then again, you are wrightylew
are you mentally scarred yet?
yeah i am kinda emo
But no it is true
Girls are so dumb
So I met this girl who I find really attractive, she apparently doesn't like me. So I started 'hanging out' with her i.e - making nuisance calls and not speaking, following her home, stealing stuff from her washing line etc. A week into my stalking her I find she's really boring.
Because I find her so boring when I imagine snogging her there's no chemistry. I don't find the idea of snogging her special at all. We'll never really go out together, I stalk other girls and don't feel any form of guilt. Should I stop stalking her? Because I'm not getting anything out of it :(
keep going
you might get to sex her one day.
^^^ hahaha
that was beautiful yo_soy.
How is this guy dumb?
I don't get it.
I just don't get anything!
this post should be renamed
the xenophobic bullying post.
I was wondering that too.
Maybe for not realising there is no chemistry with rockgirl21? Or for not realising she is firting with other guys. I hope she missed a letter out in firt, rather than typed one wrong.
I think it's meant to be: He's boring because he's dumb?
not sure.
this thread
would be so much more interesting if rockgirl21 had enough going on upstairs to get angry and retaliate...
i think rockgirl
should try and yeah. i dunno. if hes boring then u can only hope the sex is good.
It won't be
if you are not into it!
be nice
she's alright in the music department :)
in dublin people say 'meet'
when you get off with someone.
that's my input.
for real?
that changes my whole world view
Really? Maybe that is why I'm inundated with Irish Myspazzers
Where I have 'would like to meet', they take it literally! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I would like to meet fellow appreciators of sound and vibe.
That is all.
vibe me up!!
sorry that was desperate
Um, sure!
lol
u again, flirting with me, ive told u to stop it in public!!
Calm down, Children... find your own 'e' room for this sort of shennanigan
Tsk.
x
lol
mmmm sexual loving on the eboards!!
Well, like
'did you meet her last night?'
'i met ___ yesterday'
'oh wait, did you meet them or meetmeet them'
it can get confusing.
culchies use a really horrible word which i have temporarily forgotten...
they should have a different past version of it
instead of met, it should be meeted, for ease.
thats too sexual for my liking.
Hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
The first replyin this thread actually had me crying with laughter.
Genius!
Hahahahahahahaha.
grouphug goodness continues
' i had a black friend once, but then i sold him. too bad :\ '
the answer is SHIFT.
Hello there....
thank you for bumping one of my favourite ever threads. You have unintentionally given me a very funny birthday present :)
actually I bumped it
I want my due credit!!!
:)
Actually in light of this thread being brought back from the dead
Can someone confirm what date MARCOFELLA BIG KNICKERS FIASCO DAY is?
I am totally convinced it's 1st birthday is today.
1 year 2 days
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1089897/Man-blames-Mars-bar-addiction-biting-girlfriend-wearing-Bridget-Jones-pants.html
:-D