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I hate these threads, but I feel SUCKY.
Damn you life, damn you straight to HELL.
I am even considering listening to Fall Out Boy. That's how bad life is right now.
How's the facial hair? Gone ginger yet?
Now I feel realy poo.
letting agents sending you emails with houses your never going to be able to afford on and then says "its only Â£12.50 extra a week to live somewhere like that".
12.5 x 4 = Â£50 a month. stupid bitch
i fucking hate them
real food, you can save 50 quid per month by shopping at Heron or Farm Foods. Your diet will be terrible, but at least your house'll be nice...
don't just accept it. My flat was sposed to be Â£235 a week, we got it for Â£205.
Bamos, have a poo, it'll make you feel better.
already. They have not helped the situation. Even bowel evacuation has lost its thrill, that's how bad this morning is in bamosWorld. :(
you're in a bad place..
Listen to Hole.
theres alot of mentioning of poo on here today.
And I am back covering the person who may be employed to do my old job who is covering someone else who is sick, it's so stupid. And my eye hurts.
SUCK on a cider lolly, that'll help.
I don't know why.
but then pull it together - usually a shot of warm whiskey helps...
'STOP PRESS!' in all seriousness.
I think I'm either going to die ROFLing or kill my entire office.
No wonder you are fucking annoyed.. I'd fucking walk out.. Fuck fuck fuck...
kill kill kill kill kill kill.
I'm scared. What if they ask me questions?!
So in conclusion, i agree the morning does suck
Now you're gonna go red wen presenting.
Mhwahahahahaa *evil laugh*
quietly say 'what the fuck did you just ask me?' It'll work, they'll back off right away. For more presentation skills, send a SAE for your free booklet.
I don't think I'm menacing enough to pull it off though
fingers crossed. I felt sad yesterday and this morning, really sad but then something suddenly hit me and I feel a bit alive again - not in a selfish 'yay' way, you understand
I am about to not have a yoghurt
not do not have a yoghurt (i.e. have a yoghurt or do not not have no yoghurt).
I mean honestly.
Heather McCartney Mills
cause I woke up at 9am this morning, what kind of time is that?!?
I was on my third cup of tea by then, you student slacker scum.
That's my bedtime sometimes...
hours after I get up, you slag.
I should be getting up right about now.
best not mention the fact that i'm still in bed then...
scats what all the people say.
riding high in april
shot down in may
I like your dirty stories.
So, what are you doing in bed...
answering strange questions from moustachioed men on my laptop.
oh, and chatting to you.
haha, see what i did there...
but I'm probably lying and trying to get attention of course!