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Anyone else watching KING OF CHAVS? with Keith "Look At Me" Allen?
like the man either....what is he exactly??
any welshman thats appeared in two videos for the england football team is off to a bad start with me
he always seems to crop up hanging about with anyone who is fashionable. I remember seeing footage of the happy mondays playing in LA in about 1989...and low and behold he is on stage
And wasn't it three England videos?!
then he jumped back on the welsh bandwagon appearing in twin town...and also the scottish bandwagon with shallow grave/trainspotting
and said he was thoroughly unpleasant.
exactly is he famous for...i mean really.
as I can't work out what his talent is.
imdb i think he is a serious bandwagon jumper. anything that has a chance of being well known or giving publicity he is involved
He's more interested in himself than he is his subjects.
poorly put together 'documentaries' I've ever seen in my life
in the commentary but not in person, its kinda cowardly
suprise me again to see him involved in englands world cup song/trip.......some welshman!
may find it cathartic to watch him being cut to pieces and buried in Shallow Grave. Watch out for a gratuitous shlong shot though...
the taxi comedy, Roger Roger, which was fantastic if anyone watched it.
you know that Lily Allen that people who go on and on about Myspace being the future or music are currently bigging up? His daughter, that is.
but the "fuck fuck fuck fuck" theme song was amusing..
ever to have been born. I was 'lucky' enough to find myself as Bez's 40th birthday a few years ago and 'Keith' took it upon himself to get a mic and 'rap' over every song the dj was playing for what felt like 44 days - then Rowetta did the same - it was at this point that i checked my pulse to make sure I hadn't died and gone to 1990
something to do with Nicky from the faculty 'befriending' Rowetta at Death Disco once and then got an email saying Bez was having a birthday party at the Duke of Clarence in Islington - it was fairly moribund as you can imagine - and the 'celeb' count apart from those mentioned? Louis Elliot from Rialto and two actors from some 'manc' programme called 'Burn it'. Not even Ryder would you beleive it. Just hideous - but 'something to tell the kids'
This is wired, I was watching this with my housemate last night and I said to him 'you know I hate Keith Allen', he agreed. But as we watched the programme I couldn't actually remember why, as I was quite enjoying him. Maybe he didn't seem to bad juxtaposed next to that chavvy genetic mockery, or maybe he had a good style? But yeah I thought to myself, he's not so bad...
...and then I remember Fat Les. And I remembered why I hate him.
...Allen just hijacked the programme and made it into 'The Keith Allen Show'.
Made the lad look like a good lad in comparison to his gurning stupid face.
It buzz me.
1) Keith Allen is a bit of a knob
2) Michael Carroll is a bit of a twat but he gets waaaay to much stick
3) I really, realyl want the theme tune to the programme "fucky fucky fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Fucky fucky fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"
it buzz me. Great.
the subject of his screen burn column in the guardian. it turned out to be an article about how much of an arse everyone thinks keith allen is and how everyone has their own story about him being a cock.
mine is that he ruined glastonbury by rapping world in motion instead of john barnes.
brooker....now there is a genius!!
paul danon as being a giant testicle crossbred with fists.
daughters fit though. meh.
i have harped on about it before but his book 'screen burn' is a must!
he describes that sam nixon (little northern fella who appeared on pop idol and is now on kids tv with the other pop idol...mark something or other)...anyway brooker said
'sam nixon is a pudge faced seamonkey...he isnt a human he is a claymation and wears an ironic mullet that makes him look like the bastard son of pat sharp and limahl. Thats not a haircut...thats a cast iron guarantee of mediocrity'
he is so angry. his guardian column on a friday is less good. he just seems top talk about giving up fags and starting again. gavin davies is better in g2.
This is hilarious.
I want his single.