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think it might hurt my hand.
why u wondering?
somebody was starting on my friend, etc. etc. etc.
so a long time ago, well a proper punch anyway
...two years ago (two years ago in a month or so), when I punched one of a group of 8 fat-headed beer-boy pub losers in self-defense when they started at me for "cheering for fucking Portugal" in the European Championship.
I was actually saying "for fucksake Helder, why can't you score one for us once in a while" While wearing my Spurs shirt (which said KING on the back just incase they wondered which team i was supporting).
I ended up in hospital for two weeks with a shattered ankle :(
I'd be a whole new level of shit in a fight.
Nice_Squirell challenged me to a fight at Truck, but we then downgraded it to Thumb War.
but it was in 2001 when two blokes decided to start a fight on a few of us and some bloke through a road sign and it bounced off my head. Nice.
But yeah, "windmilling in" and fighting like a girl are my specialities...
So if anyone started on us I'd be reduced to cheeleading.
"Get him Dave!"
on a football pitch. i was an angry young man :(
haven't been involved in any sort of fight since then, thankfully. it's rubbish.
I won :)
fighting would be easy, just keep punching and never give up, pain shmain, then i got knee'd in the face one time, i never knew it would hurt so much, i jut laid down and died
I gave my ex boyfriend a kick in the leg because he had been lying to me... told me he had cheated on me.. and had been stringing me on a... I felt bad for the violence part but it wasn't a hard kick - I really wanted to tip my glass of red wine over on him instead... Haven't seen him since - thank the Lord.
would have been a waste of wine, and I applaud your restraint.
in the face. I think I lightly brushed his lapels. Fortunately for me, the crashing of my head against a girls door (in halls) and the ensuing blood explosion resulted in the occupant screaming and the fighty man running off.
I'M WELL HARD
and then left his apartment. Arse.
It was actually nice wine too, from memory!
*claps at my own restraint!
with 'the bigger boys' when I was at school, but haven't punched anyone since then (family and girlfriends don't count do they?)
Even the fights at schools never amounted to anything, they always got broken up by teachers.
*please note, I'm joking about hitting family and girlfriends (I'm nice!!)
a few weeks ago because he lied to me.
Made him feel better but still made me feel like shit and still does...
Or I'll pan your head in.
'Crowson' used to say:
'BREAK YOUR FACE!'
But then he called Super nintendos 'Super Sneses'. So he's not to be trusted.
remember when stan collymore said to vanilla ice: "i'll cave your face off"?
highlight of television.
"YOU ARE SUCH A VIOLENT PERSON BLAH BLAH BLAH" MENTAL MANIPULATION TREATMENT? I ALMOST FELL FOR IT TOO - PFFFFFFFFFT. LUCKY MY BRAIN IS ACTUALLY INTACT LIKE IT SOUNDS YOURS WAS TOO. ;-)
are emminently lovable.
theyre just misunderstood
even if i had the intention to do it
unless you count my dad who makes fists and then goes go on, hit that hard. And sometimes, if I've been drinking I will...it really really hurts my soft girly fist crashing onto his burly man dukes.
And Mr Slicky in joke fights, but he's a man so he can take my pummeling ;)
two dickhead bouncers hit my 'little' brother (he's a beefcake really) so I punched one to distract him while my brother did some sort of wrestling move on the other. In the ensuing scuffle I fell over twice but escaped with not a scratch and didn't even spill my beer.
Moral of the story - always hit the biggest man, he'll be so surprised at your puny indie punch that he'll just shove you on the chest and go back to letting in girls for free in exchange for a knee trembler.
I'm very anti-aggression in general. If someone has a go at me, my usual tactic is to be punched, and then fall over as a result. I'd point-blank refuse to actually hit anyone. Maybe I took a swing at somebody in a playground fight one time... but it was more of a general spaz out than a well thrown punch.
I got head butting at a John Spencer's BLues explosion gig when I was 15, he really did me in quite badly.
I've never really been in many fights, but I did punch someone outside Brighton Beach about 9 months ago cause he kept giving me shit, then jumped on me, we rolled around for a bit then I punched him on his forehead or something. Actually quite humorous.
let's post this on the Portsmouth FC forum and check the response!
I've been punched 3 times. The best was in a swimming pool (I was 12) when this rough girl from Gosport asked me if I was having a go at her sister, she obviously didn't care that I had no idea who her sister was and she decked me. Fortunately my sister stopped snogging the lifeguard for long enough that he could come and rescue me!
[the rest of this hilarious limerick will be revealed upon full payment of the agreed sum]
I prefer "pacifist".
apart from my brother probably.
I'd like to think that I never would.
But then I haven't met Bono yet.
3 weeks ago! (ipod incident!)
probably tomorrow as my girlfriends ex is sending her messages of love.
You bin gone a wong time...
He was being an ass though, accusing me of insulting him and then pushing me. I think he was drunk and just looking for an argument. My belle and sebastian t-shirt probably made me look like a soft touch.
A friend asked me to punch his arm for some reason. I skimmed his arm and punched someone else in the face.
is excellent. What happened after?
I can't remember...i was bigger then the other guy. Serves him right for sitting down near my fist of fury.
punched someone I know then proceeded to steeltoecap him in the head, face and ribs about thirty times. It was in another friends living room and he was more upset that about five pints of cider were knocked over during it. I felt really bad about the level and intensity of the beating and went back up with a bottle of painkillers but he'd went home. My dog licked the blood up off the carpet. I then had to go home and put my hands into the freezer because they swell up really badly because of too much fisticuffs when younger.
I realised that I could very easily have killed him because of the amount of times I kicked him in the head and re-evaluated my life and haven't hit anyone since, although I have came close on a few occasions.
I plied him with beer and ouzo at a gig last year and gave him a sincere and heartfelt apology because I'd thought I was right for a couple of years then realised I was wrong and felt like a cunt about it for a few years.
with posting it...
Quite well wrtten too (I like the 'dog licked the blood up off the carpet' bit although realise that sounds dark me saying that).
Yeah, I've also done things not proud of. But we take the lessons and learn from them.
Some girl in The Brush (local indie haunt - Gashwrecker knows it well) come up to me on the dancefloor and said something about my t-shirt, for some reason. Next thing I know, a rogue can of Red Stripe hits me on the back of the head
Some guy squared up to me and shouted at me for 'trying it on with his bird'. He then scratched my neck with his girly nails (seriously, who scratches a neck?) so I punched him. He fell to the floor, and then got thrown out of the club
AND I broke his glasses
Threw a big chavvy bag at my head on the bus. I told her to fuck off and she said 'do you want to say that again' and she was right in my grill, so i bopped her one. and said it again. she rubbed her face which was red and tried to grab my hair so i ripped her big gold necklace off and she started crying. Ha Ha HA.
so that sounded quite harsh