The 'DiS Match-making Service' has given me an idea. It would seem one or two DiSers (Diver, thommo) are a tad disgruntled at not being mentioned in the Match-making thread. Well why not place your Lonely Hearts Ad right here.
Here is mine:
Male, 36, Muscluar build, tall, Newcastle, Lovable quick tempered rogue seeks tall slender Cindy Crawford lookalike. Must be rich and have own car.