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How do you do it?hahah
saying 'Will code HTML for sex'
sleazily. About sex maybe? And possibly about the zutons?
I reckon I just get drunk and then say something offensive until some kind of female person laughs. After that I kinda...err... black out.
me = terrible with women.
i wore beeee-ootiful gold high heeled shoes to this wedding i was at today.
and i can still walk.
and a club foot. Is that too hideous?
that the Disney interpretation of the hunch-back of notre dame was a big lie!!!
(I've not got a hump nor a club foot. I am, in fact, blessed with dashing scandinavianly good looks)
and find someone with lots of jewelry.
Unless you work in a knife factory.
The Woman Made From Gold.
ZOMG! SHE WILL KILL US ALL!!!
it seems to work out ok for me. My only problem is that I rarely meet women.
being able to wear childrens jeans
being the singer in a band
being a completely arrogant cunt
...works for most guys.
its their confidence which allows those guys to do all these things.
My mum always said never to go out with the singer of a band and she was quite right too.
Funny how mum's are always right.
like i was making a lame joke.
it just sounded like you were being emo
Ask questions, listen to answers, be interested.
Try to avoid talking to their breasts.
Remember their name rather than forgetting it in the first two seconds of the conversation like I nearly always do.
I think the worst I ever did was end up chatting to this girl who was really pretty, but becoming increasingly battered in Templar's when I was at uni in Nottingham. After a couple to steady my own nerves I lent in and asked: "Is there a Mr Woodhouse (that was her surname)?"
She replied: "Well, my dad is called Mr Woodhouse."
It sort of worked as I ended up copping off with her, but then she got paraletic and ended up leaving with her mate and one of my mates in a taxi. I ended up very drunk and depressed walking around Nottingham until 4am in the morning.
So yeah, I'm pretty shit.