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This coming weekend.
Please recount your exciting camping stories below:-
a brown bear smashed half my skull in.
i was very nearly brain damaged.
i had no skin on my left shoulder and i was in hospital for 14 months.
it's easy to pathologically lie on the internet.
i've never been camping ever so Truck is scaring me.
there will be tents though.
And It rained, alot.
And I got attacked by a bear...
and never got attacked by a bear!
for two weeks last year. It was hot and dirty. And there was a lot of scary insects about. I think I only went to sleep completely sober about twice. It was fun.
and i got attacked by a bear. he kept calling me darling as he ravaged my arsehole.
"no it doesn't taste of poo at all..."
i could tell by the pathetic girly whimpering you were making.
as did you, i could tell by...
it was ok.
it was very shit.
And no, I wasn't on my own
doesn't take no for an answer. How can any man/woman/goat resist?
A SOLID BRONZE SHARK no less
once stuck his willy in my arse
whilst singing Queen
Once I went camping and fell asleep in a river.
Eh?! Weren't you...swept away?
Still slept there for about half an hour.
really tired to do that! I wouldn't, even if it was only a stream.
more a drug induced haze, I've 'matured' from those days now.
it haha! Did you wake up slightly damp?
*giggles, slightly childishly*
Erm yes, I've realised that reading it back! Thanks Bamos
Cue pisstaking from my mates who thought I had wet myself.
I woke up hearing finnish people piss on my tent. Me and the Finnish have had a lousy relationship ever since.
also, I am drunk on cider.
when i was fourteen. i got drunk all day and let my friends set up our tent. then, while they were sleeping i collapsed on the tent (almost suffocating them as I had fallen asleep by the time i hit the ground.)
hmm, i was also in the glastonbury shit sandwich.
My camp got attacked by a bear once.
It was scary