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I have 3 pounds 50 and 2 pounds on my oystercard.... whats the best thing i can do in London?
And join a club so you can go trampoling every week!
not sure 3.50 would cover it though.
Go and accost Atom le Jack in the Wimbledon branch of a high-street music store. 3 letters beginning in H.
He might be able to give you freebies and schtuff.
just atom_jack but he's a DiS poster. Go and say "hello" to him tomorrow. I dare you!
you won't need to leave the confines of your house.
you could go to the park.
that'll spice things up a little bit
stick things up a little bit.
i have to buy a condom
pay a tramp 3.50 to wank you off in the park
a tramp would su..
and fall in love?
i cant believe you thought that
What has happened to everyone tonight?!
but perhaps the best option is to sleep ... to make up for tonight.
Unless you're already asleep at the time of me posting this, which would make you a better man than I.
The voice of reason!
but you close your eyes and ... oh wait.
but its too hard
seeing as this thread seems to be about wanking then perhaps I suggest a crafty one?
masturbation is the true 'gift that keeps on giving'. use it wisely.
http://www.trampjuice.tk - most of what they cover will just make the day FLY past.